Most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 367 of its 738 quotesJade Clones (233), Uncle (105), Mama Tohru (46)
Scenes with Jackie 328
[After Jade tries to sign up Jackie for a wrestling match with El Toro Fuerte.]
Gracias, amigo. Anyway, I told this boy that you were the best wrestler in the world. You have to prove it!
Jackie Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting, but only when one has no other choice.
Makes sense. When you get in the ring and this El Toro guy starts wailing on you, you'll have no other choice.
Jackie Uh... you have an interesting mind, young Jade.
Jackie! You have nothing better to do tonight!
Jackie Oh?! I don't... How about, "Search for the Ox talisman?"
But you said it yourself. You can be a million miles away.
Jackie Why are you here?! You're supposed to be back at the hotel doing your homework.
Lucky for you, I raced through. Tohru was gonna bust you like a piñata.
Jackie Thank you. But don't finish your homework early again. It's too dangerous.
[Jackie accidentally bumps into a cloaked figure at the museum.]
Jackie Oh, I'm so sorry! I broke your spy camera. [pauses] Spy camera?
Jackie You! Uh... Dark Hand guy!
Jackie The magic! [gathering items]
So, whatcha gonna do? Sneak into the museum before the bad guys do and steal the talisman yourself?
Jackie Steal?! What?! That's crazy, Jade! You're crazy!
You totally are gonna steal it!
[whispers] You got in! You are so cool!
Jackie [whispers] I am not cool! I'm breaking the law!
Jackie Wha- ?
Wow! When I grow up, I wanna be just like her!
Jackie A criminal?!
Jackie You are under arrest!
You do realize we both go to jail, right?
Jackie I am not a crook! I am an archaeologist!
[Jackie accidentally knocks over a vase and breaks it, sounding the alarm.]
JV Jade and Viper
Way to go.
[Jackie calls Uncle from prison.]
Jackie, why did you steal the Pink Puma? There is no puma in the Chinese zodiac. It has NO magic!
Jackie I know Uncle, it's... complicated.
One more thing. You are a criminal! You are a very bad influence on Jade!
Jackie I know, but- that's why I need you to take the next flight here and-
One more thing... oh, wait I am getting another call.
Jackie No, no, no! Uncle, you don't know how to do that! I am only allowed one phone call-!
[Uncle clicks the line]
Hello, Uncle's Rare Finds. May I help you? [line clicks] Hmm?
[visiting Jackie in prison] Hey, bro.
Jackie What do you want?
What rock...is the legless reptile under?
Jackie What?
Tell me where the serpent, sleeps.
Jackie What are you talking about?
WHERE'S THE SNAKE TALISMAN?!
Jackie Don't you read the newspaper? I took the Pink Puma.
[Ratso checks the Talisman tracker which is not lighting up]
Jackie See? No Talisman. Like the gizmo says. Now if you'll excuse me, my delicious prison food is getting cold.
[After Viper pulls a "viper" on Jade for the snake talisman.]
Viper... pulled a viper... on me?!
Jackie Old proverb: There is no honor among thieves.
Jackie It's okay! [shows Pink Puma] I have it! It's yours! [Jackie hands over the Pink Puma to the police.]
P Police Officer
Real good. Now, tell us what you did with the Statue of Liberty.
[Jackie and Jade look back to the Statue which has disappeared due to the Snake Talisman's power, Jackie and Jade shrug]
One more thing! Stay awake! You break many antiques when you sleepwalk!
Jackie [yawning] I don't sleepwalk.
So you break my antiques for fun?!
Jackie [running towards Captain Black and Jade, who is still possessed] Captain Black, get away from her!
[in possession of Jade's body] Grr!
Jackie She's not really Jade! The Talisman's magic has turned her into a sheep! [stuttering] Uh, no, I mean- Look, I'll prove it. [looks around, grabs the Melvin Moose mascot] What's the moose's name?! The name!
[in possession of Jade's body] Grr!
J Jade (Astral)
Give you a hint, it's another word for wedgie.
Jackie You can't name it, can you?! You're evil! YOU'RE EVIL!
Jackie Oh! Who are you?
[in possession of Jade's body] Your executioner.
[Shendu runs up and attempts to fist-fight Jackie while in Jade's body - unsuccesfully - Jackie just holds Jade's head while her fists swing air]
Jackie Jade... stop. [she knocks away his hand on her head]
Jackie Ah, stop that or I... uh [stammers] will give you a spanking!
[in possession of Jade's body] As you wish, this is not my body.
[Shendu goes for a jump kick but Jackie simply grabs and performs a restaint hold against Jade's smaller body instead]
[in possession of Jade's body] [struggling to break from the hold] Weak little girl.
J Jade (Astral)
[furrowed brows] I am not weak!
[Shendu-Jade finally is able to kick off from Jackie's body, doing a back flip in the process, and runs off toward a mirrored funhouse]
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