Jackie quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Captain Black

Tried to warn you.

Jackie

How did you get down here?

Captain Black

The stairs.

Jackie!

Captain Black

Who is that?!

Jackie

No relation.

Jackie

Jade, these people are my friends.

Jade

Your "friends" knocked you out and took you to a super secret underground base?

Jackie

Uh, yes.

Jade

America is so cool!

Captain Black

Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?

Jade

I’m not a child! I’m Jackie’s niece.

Captain Black

Didn’t know you had a niece, Jackie.

Jackie

Join the club.

Jade

Hi!

Jackie

Wha- how did you-?

Jade

The stairs.

Jackie

Well, take these stairs to your room!

Jade

Aw, let me help! Uncle is my uncle too! ...I think.

Jade

Uncle’s up there, huh?

Jackie

You speak English?

Jade

You know I do!

Jackie

So what part of “Go to your room” do you not understand?

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

Stay here, or I’ll put you on the first flight back to Hong Kong.

Jade

Scout’s honor! [Jackie leaves to confront Tohru.] Tch, like I’m a scout?

Captain Black

Jackie, I never meant for your family to get involved in this.

Jackie

It’s not your fault. The Dark Hand was after the shield. [Uncle cuffs him.]

I told you! Shield not important! The talisman in the center of the shield is. That is where the magic lies.

Jade

I was just trying to getting you to teach me, Jackie.

Jackie

The wise seek power within themselves. The foolish seek it within others. Until you harness the power within yourself, I cannot teach you.

Jade

Huh?

Jackie

It means you must have the discipline to behave yourself. Now eat your food.

Jade

"Danger looms in your future."

We must be very cautious.

Jackie

[skeptical] You listen to a cookie?

Evening, Chan.

Never mock the cookie.

Jade

Aren't you gonna womp em'?

Jackie

Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!

Jackie

I don't understand why they were after-

Jade

Jackie, the coolest thing ever happened; I went and ran off the bridge but I didn't fall; I stopped in mid-air and then I ran back just like in cartoons! [dumbfounded] ...I can fly!

Jackie

Jade, enough fooling around.

Jade

Fooling around?! I just saved your butt.

Jackie

Language, Jade. The Dark Hand is after you and I want to know why...

Jade

Hello?! Let me outta here! I mean it! Just wait 'til the "Jackinator" comes to. You guys are gonna get so creamed!

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Jackinator?

Jackie

Don't eat like a baboon. You should chew your food.

Jade

Hello?! Chew soup?!

Jackie

Help me out here.

She's your niece.

Jade

And when you can't run?

Jackie

Don't watch.

Jade

Cha. Like I'm not gonna watch.

Jackie

Stop helping! Stop helping!

Jade

Heh. Sorry.