So, David, what was it like hanging it out with Wade Collins?
Oh, you know, he's... okay.
You don't like him, do you?
Not really, no.
Let it out, David.
Well, he called me a hobknocker. I don't even know what that means.
[Carly whispers the meaning of hobknocker into David's ear]
[disgusted] Oh, gross!
And illegal.
The important thing is we all agree that Wade Collins is horrible.
But just in case you don't believe me, Carly, or David--
Please enjoy this little video Freddie put together. Freddie, roll the video.
Happy to, Carly.
[in a YouTube Poop-style video] I wanted tuna fish! [knocks the plate of ham sandwich out of Carly's hand, edited to do it three times]
Scene 2
[Wade hocks and spits onto the floor]
Scene 3
[screen is flashing all different colors] I've got a pimple in my ear.
Scene 4
[Gibby is blow-drying his hair] Too hot-hot-hot!
I'm sorry! [Wade takes the hairdryer, aims it at Gibby, and blows it in his face, causing him to run off]
Scene 5
[screen flashes negative] You're a stupid American, Freddie. Stupid American.
Scene 6
[Wade spits again]
Scene 7
[Wade rudely sneezes on Gibby]
Scene 8
[walks by several music video-dressed girls] You're all a bunch of stupid, American, girls! You bunch of hobknockers!
Scene 9
[angrily screaming] I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUSIC! I WANT MONEY! [screen turns green, echoing "MONEY!"]
Scene 10
[Wade spits again]
Scene 11
[rudely screams at a homeless bystander outside] HOB-HOB-HOBKNOCKER!
Scene 12
[eating spaghetti] I have to look beautiful! Jibley!
Scene 13
[Wade growls at the camera]
Scene 14
I hate children, I hate teenagers, I hate animals, AND I HATE AMERICA!
[Video ends with a no sign superimposing itself over Wade's face]
Isn't he charming?
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