Carly Shay quotes from iCarly

Hey, do you guys think it'd be possible to give a guy in a garbage can a wedgie?

CFCarly and Freddie

Nah, not possible. Mm-mm.

Let's see.

Gibby

No. Sam, don't-- (she does) YEOW! IT'S POSSIBLE! OW, IT'S POSSIBLE! IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE! (Sam stops briefly, looks at him and continues doing it)

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So how was school today?

Carly

Bad. Everyone, even teachers are calling me a coword for backing out of the fight.

Aw. One sec. (to Socko, on his phone) Hey, Socko! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY!(to Carly) Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday.

Carly

You do it twice?

No. So how was school today?

Carly

Still bad...? About your allergy medication?

Uh-huh?

Carly

Wasn't one of the possible side effects short term memory loss?

Yeah. So how was school today? (Carly stares blank)

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Carly

I've gotta fix this.

How?

Carly

I'm gonna fight Shelby.

You can't! You pushed her grandmother! She's gonna destory you.

Carly

Maybe not if I talk to her.

So how was school today?

Carly

IT BLEW UP, OKAY!?

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(while Shelby is fighting Carly, thinking she meant to hurt her grandmother while fighting her)

Carly

This is kind of fun, whew. [Shelby throws a punch; she dodges] Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. It's almost like you're actually --

[Shelby punches Carly in the face; she takes out her mouthpiece, stunned]

Carly

Ow!!! Time-out, TIME-OUT!

No time-outs!

RReferee

You can't call a time-out!

Carly

Well, I just did!

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Carly

What happened tonight? You promised you were gonna go easy on me!

You promised it was an accident when you tackled my grandmother.

Carly

It was!

Don't lie! I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it!

Carly

What video? We never planned it.

Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam pulls him away so they can fight]

All I know is that some kid came to my gym and played me a video showing you guys at the press conference, talking about how you were gonna push my grandmother down.

What kid?

I don't know! About that tall, our age, round head, Polite but super creepy.

CSCarly, Sam and Freddie

Nevel.

Carly

Now I get it!

Nevel must have made a fake video!

That little nub.

Carly

Maybe he's still here.

Go check it out!

Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)

Carly

...Nevel's head is kinda round.

Like a melon.

Carly

Yeah.

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(after Freddie drags Nevel into the ring)

Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.

That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)

Carly

Hello, Nevel.

I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)

'Sup, Nevel?

Okay, you I'm scared of.

Carly

Just admit it.

Admit what?

That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.

Carly

That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.

(fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)

Hi, Nevel.

Oh, dear. [Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him] Oh, okay... what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center] AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Carly

You're in trouble!

Who has urine trouble?

Carly

No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye!