Shelby quotes from iCarly

Freddie

[to Shelby] I made you some raisin bread toast.

Sam

Oooh, this is pathetic!

Shelby

Sorry, raisins kinda creeps me out.

Freddie

There you go, raisin-free.

Shelby

You also creep me out...

Carly

This is kind of fun, whew. [Shelby throws a punch; she dodges] Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. It's almost like you're actually --

Carly

Ow!!! Time-out, TIME-OUT!

Shelby

No time-outs!

You can't call a time-out!

Carly

Well, I just did!

Carly

What happened tonight? You promised you were gonna go easy on me!

Shelby

You promised it was an accident when you tackled my grandmother.

Carly

It was!

Shelby

Don't lie! I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it!

Carly

What video? We never planned it.

Freddie

Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam pulls him away so they can fight]

Shelby

All I know is that some kid came to my gym and played me a video showing you guys at the press conference, talking about how you were gonna push my grandmother down.

Sam

What kid?

Shelby

I don't know! About that tall, our age, round head, Polite but super creepy.

Nevel.

Carly

Now I get it!

Freddie

Nevel must have made a fake video!

Sam

That little nub.

Carly

Maybe he's still here.

Sam

Go check it out!

Freddie

Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)

Carly

...Nevel's head is kinda round.

Sam

Like a melon.

Carly

Yeah.

Nevel

Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.

Freddie

That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)

Carly

Hello, Nevel.

Nevel

I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)

Sam

'Sup, Nevel?

Nevel

Okay, you I'm scared of.

Carly

Just admit it.

Nevel

Admit what?

Sam

That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.

Carly

That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.

Nevel

(fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)

Shelby

Hi, Nevel.

Nevel

Oh, dear. [Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him] Oh, okay... what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center] AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Freddie

Uh... no hug for the technical producer?

Shelby

Aw, come here, Freddie. [hugs him, too, and he turns the camera, making it show the two standing with each other]

Freddie

[sniffs, and Shelby looks at him suspiciously then walks to Carly and Sam] I'm sorry.