Carly Shay quotes from iCarly

Lucas

See? We made up.

Freddie

We're all good.

Sam

Oh, come on, you guys can do better than that.

Carly

Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! [Sam chants with her. Freddie and Lucas look at each other and hug. Freddie pats him on the back]

Carly

[reacting to Spencer saying no to her going to a MMA match] Okay, when did you suddenly turn uncool?!

Spencer

Um, when did you turn into a big baby who yells at me the first time she doesn't get what she wants?

Carly

Right when you stopped giving me what I want!

Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?

Okay, this chick is nothing like me!

Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!

[to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?

No.

We cannot be related.

Carly

AHHH! It's Mandy!

Freddie

Oh, it is her!

Carly

Of course it's her! Why would I say "it's her" if it wasn't her?! Oh my God, it's her!

Spencer

Hey, what's up, Carly and friends?

Carly

Nothing!

Sam

Everything!

Spencer

Oh. Well, that's not vague. What's the problem?

Nevel

Nay, nay! You will have a pleasant attitude when you kiss me, or the deal's off.

Carly

Okay... but you sign this first.

Nevel

No, you kiss me first.

Carly

If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?

Nevel

You don't trust me... Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)

Carly

[to Spencer] What size dress do you wear?

Spencer

[without missing a beat] Ten. Why?

Carly

iCarly has been hijacked by a psychotic she-duck!

Spencer

[pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges!

Carly

What do you want?

Nevel

The same thing I wanted on the day we first met—a kiss. A kiss is what I seek—upon your lips, no, not your cheek!

Carly

Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.

Carly

(calling out from the window) THANKS, NEVEL!

Nevel

(on the ground, facing them) YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CARLY SHAY! I DECLARE THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU'LL RUE IT!

Carly

Give me the guacamole. (Freddie and Spencer give her a large pail of guacamole) RUE THIS, NEVEL!

Nevel

Wait, what is she... oh, no. (the guacamole falls from the window and right on him)

Carly

If you wanna be all soft and girly, you gotta--

Sam

Don't say it!

Carly

I'm just gonna say--

Sam

DON'T!

Carly

Okay, I won't say it.

Sam

Thanks.

Carly

...Panties.

Sam

AAH!!!

Carly

Sam?!

Sam

Well, how can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie if I'm looking at his face?!

Freddie

You know, I don't need this!

Carly

Gibby, don't you want to put your vest back on?

Gibby

What are you, a cop?

Carly

Sam?

Sam

Yeah?

Carly

Rip her head off!

You built... an illegal nuclear powered generator?!

Carly

Uh, sort of, maybe. ...But, I still get an A+, right? (Henning shakes his head) A-? (he shakes his head again) ...Root and Berry? (he nods)