Nay, nay! You will have a pleasant attitude when you kiss me, or the deal's off.
Okay... but you sign this first.
No, you kiss me first.
If I kiss you, how do I know you'll sign it afterwards?
You don't trust me... Smart girl. Hand over the document. (she gives him the document and he signs it)
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