FSFake Sam
Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?
RSReal Sam
Okay, this chick is nothing like me!
RCReal Carly
Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!
RSReal Sam
[to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?
FSFake Sam
No.
RSReal Sam
We cannot be related.
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