In 218 B.C., Hannibal finally reached the Italian border.
Prepare to meet the wrath of the great Hannibal, you Roman dogs!
[Loud and Fetch suddenly appear in his path.]
It's Loud Kiddington and his dog, Fetch!
Now what?!
Howdy, Hannibal!
Your lease on the elephants is up, and you've exceeded your mileage!
Huh?
That'll be 10,000 dinari!
Payment due!
[laughs] I'm Hannibal! The greatest general the world's ever known! I don't pay bills! Now get out of my way before I turn you into roadkill!
Have it your way! [He claps his hands twice, causing the elephants to sling their riders into the dirt. Loud and the Kid Chorus taunt them from atop an elephant.] So long, deadbeats!
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