Qin Shi Huangdi
What is a lanyard?
Aka Pella
It's these little things you weave at camp from plastic strips.
Pule Houser
Yeah, and you give them to you mom, and she goes "Oh, sweetie, this is so cute. I love it bluh".
Charity Bazaar
And you both know it's kind of lame, but she uses it as a key chain anyway.
Aka Pella
Because she loves your heiny.
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