Helga quotes from Hey Arnold!

Gerald

Say something, big boy.

Harold

Easy squeezy, lemon peasy.

Helga

[Calls to someone off screen] Medic.

[to Helga] Hey, don't mind me asking, but you and Arnold...Do you have some kind of thing for each other?

Helga

What? No, I mean, are you crazy, give me a break!

I was just asking. He's kind of cute.

Helga

If you like football heads. [the girls exchange smiles]

Helga

Oh man, this guy's a total liar! If Olga marries him, her life will be ruined... Perfect!

Bob

So what's the stinkin' rush all about? get married in a year, if you still want to.

Miriam

You won't want to.

Olga

Mummy, Daddy, please don't be harsh.

It's okay, darling, your parents just need time to adjust.

Bob

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you little twist top, Big Bob Pataki doesn't adjust, you got it?

Helga

Daddy, it's not fair to have Olga choose between her true love and us.

Olga

[tearfully] Helga's right, Daddy, you're being an awful brute, and Mummy, you're not even trying to like Doug. I am so miserable. [runs off crying and weeping to her bedroom]

Helga

If I play my cards right I can get rid of Olga for good.

I think Curly's finally snapped.

Gerald

No kidding.

You guys, Curly's snapped. He's throwing kickballs at Principal Wartz. My kickballs!

Helga

Hahaha. It's finally happened. Our demented Curly has gone over the edge.

Curly? Snapped? How terrible. Terribly sad.

There's a grand brouhaha outside Principal Wartz's office. LET'S GO!

Harold

What happened?

Helga

Any bloodshed?

I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this.

Helga

Yep - don't ever trust the quiet ones. They'll go bonkers and hole up in the principal's office.

Helga

Me, Mom and Dad are supposed to visit my grandma in South Dakota.

Sounds like fun.

Helga

I'd rather have a root canal.

Helga

Mom, please tell me you didn’t leave your purse on top of the car again!

Miriam

Helga, you know, I think that that is exactly what happened.

Helga

I'll show them. I'm me the most mountain, nature-loving girl the Aptidute has ever seen. [Whacks a pine cone with a stick]

5, 6, 7, 8, and— [Gets hit with the pine cone]

Helga

All hail the Beeper King!

Helga!

Helga, are those flowers in your hair?

Helga

[disguised as a hall monitor] Yeah, you got a problem with it?

Phoebe

You set her up on purpose?

Can't believe you do something that mean.

Helga

Hey, she was ruining my life!

Harold

I say we all go over and crash Rhonda's party and eat all her food!

YEAH!

Helga

Well, I say we get a carload of horse manure and leave it on her porch!

YEAH!

Curly

I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!

Helga

[sarcastically] Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour. [Curly runs away cackling] Poor twisted little freak.

Big Bob

Hey, Helga, it's your little friend, Alfred, on the phone!

Helga

Arnold? Calling me? At my house?

Big Bob

Yeah, yeah, Arnold. Whatever. Anyway, he's on the phone for you!

Helga

Oh, Arnold! So kind, so just, so moral! [is twirling around while the telephone cord is wrapping around her] You couldn't help but return to the ways I know and love. [she sighs and falls to the floor with a loud thump, Big Bob hears the fall from downstairs]

Helga?? Are you there??