Helga quotes from Hey Arnold!

Helga

[sarcastically] Yeah, yeah! An agreement sounds great. Have my people call your people and we'll draw up the papers! Yeah, in your dreams, Football Head! Like I'm ever going to agree with you about anything! And don't ever call me at my house ever again! EVER! [sighs and Big Bob opens her bedroom door and looks down to her confused, Helga looks up at him and laughs sheepishly]

Big Bob

I'm not even gonna ask... [leaves her room]

Harold

Look, it's Helga the bed wetter. [laughs]

Helga

Listen, ya big tub of lard, if you ever call me this again, I swear I'll...

Olga

Helga, that isn't a very nice thing to play with your little friends.

Helga

But, uh...

Olga

"But" nothing, Baby Sister— I'll have to assign you detention, for the rest of the week.

I just didn't feel right about ruining Rhonda's personal property without getting her permission first. It felt, well, ever so wrong.

Helga

Yeah, well, guess what? You're ever so fired!

Thank you.

Helga

You're more than just my sidekick. You're my best friend. I guess I forgot that.

Phoebe

Thanks, Helga. You're my best friend too.

Miriam

[Through the door] Helga, who are you talking to, honey?

Helga

No one! Just my...uh...imaginary friend.

Miriam

Okay, I'll set another place at breakfast.

Helga

Great, Mom, great.

Great, Mom, great.

Helga

Are you mocking me?

[Quoting Helga's poem] Why must I worship you and never ever tell?

Helga

Trust me, you won't live long enough to tell.

What are you guys doing?

Helga

Doing? What does it look like we're doing, Hair Boy? We're taking a walk.

Taking a walk on my fire escape?

Helga

That's right, Football Head. On your fire escape. It's a free country, we can walk wherever we feel like. Right, Phoebe?

Phoebe

Uh, right!

Helga

Let's go.

Whatever you say, Helga.

Helga

This whole thing, it never happened.

Phoebe

Forgetting!

Helga

I'm late for school and no one made my lunch.

Miriam

Oh, yeah, I did, honey, I put it out for you... it's... it's around here somewhere... [opens oven door] ...Oh, here it is!

Helga

Moist towelettes, an individual packet of crackers and... a can of shaving cream?

Miriam

How did that get in there? Uh-oh, uh-oh, that must mean the cheese fizz is in B's medicine cabinet.

Big Bob

[exclaims] How am I supposed to run a beeper empire with my face smelling like hickory smoked cheddar, Miriam?!

Phoebe

Ohayoo gozaimasu, Helga.

Helga

No Japanese today, Phoebe, I have a headache.

Phoebe

Oh, okay. English!

Helga

So I hit him, so what?

Principal Wartz

Miss Pataki, I don't need to remind you that striking another student is violating the school code.

Helga

Brainy? He doesn't mind, I do it all the time. What? You would sock him too if he was standing behind you breathing.

Bob

We didn't have therapy when I was a kid.

Helga

That's obvious Bob.

Helga

So, are you a real doctor? I mean, if I suddenly had a heart attack, would you be able to save me?

Well, there is a heart clinic upstairs, so this would actually be a very good place for you to have a heart attack.

How about we try a little word association? Now, I'm going to read off this list of words, and I want you to say the next word that comes to mind.

Helga

[to herself] Steady girl, you can do it. Do not say Arnold.

Love.

Helga

Hate.

Rocket.

Helga

Locket... pocket... Davey Crocket!

Football.

Helga

Head... ha... did I say head? I mean game. Football game.

Monday.

Helga

...Night Football. falls out of chair ...enough word association.

Good idea.

Young Helga

Hey, who's taking me to preschool?

Big Bob

Yeah, in a minute, Olga.

Young Helga

No, I’m Helga, Dad, Helga.

Hi, nice bow.

Young Helga

Huh?

I like your bow 'cause it’s pink like your pants.