Barbie quotes from Hell's Kitchen

No because I have time on the French fries-

Hey, all of you, come here!

Oh, man!

(interview) This is so bullshit! Wow!

I've had enough! Just touch these! (to Roshni) I mean honestly?

Sorry, chef.

Here we standing here forty-five minutes into service, we haven't got the fucking appetisers out. [Roshni throws the raw scallops in the bin] (to Roshni) Get out! Get out of there!

(holds the pan) No, chef! No!

Hey, look at me! look!

Please?

I'm not telling you one more time, get the fuck out of here! Fuck off upstairs! Get out! (to Barbie) Barbie! Get on the scallops! Cook me fucking scallops!

Yes, chef.

[exits the kitchen and throws her apron out] (interview) I've never ever walked off to the light and I'm always completed dinner service. (cries)

Two hours into dinner service and not a single entrée is left either kitchen, patience is wearing thin in the dining room.

I'm hungry.

We do apologize.

And the red kitchen is crumbling quickly.

How long is the bass?

Two minutes, guys.

A real fucking two minutes or a playful two minutes?

Christina Wilson

Coming through. Pardon me, Chef.

[sees the fish cooking] I've got six bass going. What?

Chef, I told them to start the bass. Because--

Six???

Yes.

They should be cooked to order! It's fish!

Coming down with scallops.

(interview) I don't understand why I'm getting yelled at. I'm trying to fucking put out food for the customers. I mean, I'm pissed off that he's mad at me.

Ladies, STOP! ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! (Tiffany) You're telling her (Danielle) to cook six bass for three tables in front of what we're doing. [points to Barbie's scallops] And then this arrives!

(interview) Agh! We're screwed.

For the seventh time, touch them! Touch them! (he touches the scallops, then the red team touches it) All of you, GET OUT! (Barbie) And you, take that with you, get out of my fucking sight, GET OUT! OUT!

Christina Wilson

(interview) God! Oh, my God!

Absolutely useless! [sees the mess that the Red team left] HOLY FUCK.

I got fish! I got fish you cocky bitch!

Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again, you understand?

(interview) Barbie's the reason why we went down tonight. I don't know why she's fucking here!

THE TWO FISH WENT OUT- [Yelling]

And the lack of harmony in the kitchen has now exploded in the dorms.

FUCKING GET THAT SHIT!! [knocks the bottle and the soda can over with her hand] YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

What is wrong with you?!

Bitch, stop!

With no end in sight for the tension between Barbie and the rest of the woman, it seems the only time the red team is not fighting is when they're sleeping.

And as a new day begins...

...Barbie decides she shouldn't be the only one up early cleaning.

(interview) What the fuck is that?

(interview) Wake up.

I don't even make that much noise when I walk.

Do you want to rumble this morning?

I just want everybody to remember where they are and what we're here to do!

What are you doing?!

I just washed the dishes!

I came out here with you going like this, you dumb bitch! (interview) Somebody needs to tell that fucking bitch what's up! (to Barbie) You're about to get choked out, knock it off, grow up! You're 33!

I'm not about to get choked out!

(off screen; having heard the noise) YO! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

You want to get fucking choked out? You want to get fucking choked out?! You dumb cunt! You're a cunt!

(interview) Shaking in my boots, I'm shaking.

I'm this close to snapping your neck.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

I know you’re this close to snapping, Robyn.

I don’t give a fuck, bitch!

I know you don’t!

I don’t give a fuck!

I know you don’t!

Hello?

(on telephone) Head chef here. I'd like to see everybody, with their jackets, urgently.

Yeah, Chef. (to all members) Everybody downstairs now.

With Guy and Clemenza coming to the rescue, salads are finally leaving the blue kitchen. Meanwhile, in the red kitchen, the women are ready to send out their first table of entrées. All they need is...

Pizza!

Barbie, pizzas need dressing. Oh, my fucking GOD! You're killing me! (interview) Barbie, you're a stupid bitch! Get the fuck off my station, I don't need your help. It's just garnishing the fucking pizza. [to Barbie] Barbie! Barbie, I need–Bro what are you doing?!

JUST STAND YOUR STATION!

Okay, got it.

(interview) She's moving around like a jumping jack and she's cooking pizzas when she's not supposed to.

LADIES! Where is the fucking pizza?

Pizza's here, chef!

[checks pizza with Sous Chef Andi] That looks like shit! [returns to workstation] Hey, all of you, come here! WELCOME TO AMERICA. Look at that. [to Barbie] You eat that bit now. [to Briana] Hey, come here. You eat that as well. That's what you're serving them. Burnt, shitty, black pizza. [throws pizza in the trash bin] I'd rather flee the fucking country!

[to Robyn] I'm so sick of this bitch (Barbie).

(interview) With Barbie the way that she is, I can't tell if she's sabotaging or if she's actually trying to help.

Get off the pizzas!

Yes, chef.

(interview) It's getting old! Seriously, Barbie sucks. She pisses everybody off, she needs to go home!

Where's the dumplings?

Coming chef.

Coming?

I'm sorry, chef.

They're not ready yet?

No, chef.

Because you forgot?

Yes, chef.

Pathetic!

(interview) Rosh, where are the dumplings? "I forgot." Really? Really?!

Can I get two full portions of cod?! With the garnish!

Yes, chef!

Tonight, Briana had a battle with the cod, and the cod won. And that's why her time in Hell's Kitchen was a short one.

Stupid bitch. (interview) I'm still fucking pissed. I don't even wanna look at Robyn. She makes me sick, so I'm trying to put this nasty bitch in the back of my head.

(to Barbie and Dana) I'm annoyed that she (Kimmie) blamed it all on me. (interview) Kimmie got pissed off, and she told Chef Ramsay I said, "No," to everything, and I'm like... "I didn't say no to everything." (to Tiffany) THAT'S WHAT I'M PISSED OFF ABOUT!

(interview) Somebody as big as Kimmie should be able to stand up for herself. I think the people on the red team don't respect her, and we have good reason!

I didn't call her out up there!

Right.

I didn't say that! You're gonna fucking call me out like that?! That shows your character now! (interview) Kimmie never takes fault for anything! I've been nothing but helping this girl out since the fucking beginning.

We will not make any progress with her. The only thing that we're gonna do is put ourselves even further behind. (interview) Kimmie's usefulness is running thin with the red team.

I can't push someone who doesn't want to be pushed!

(interview) Nobody's really talking about the fact that I fried the fucking eggplant, so thank God for that.

Somehow she just keeps fucking skating by.

I don't give a fuck how tall you are, how big you are! Do not step up to me like that!

Leave me the fuck alone!

It's ridiculous! We need to fucking talk about it!

Christina Wilson

(interview) The red team's breaking down from the inside out, and it's–it is not good. Even the two (Robyn and Kimmie) that were ride or die with each other are not even in the same room.

[gets into bed] I got crazy bitches on my team.

You ain't never jogged a day your life, and your ass shows it!

[Walking away from Barbie] Oooh-hooh-hooh, I want to hit you so bad, you nasty bitch...!

(interview) The lamb is nicely cooked, the sauce is on, we got this, we got this, got this.

Unreal! (chokes the undercooked lamb)

Fuck!

Wow! Ugh!

(interview) Yeah, we're fucked.

The sauce is disgusting. It looks like in a gas station. Nasty!

(interview) Okay, this could be good for us, I mean our lamb is cooked perfectly!

Red team! (holds the lamb)

I sliced the lamb, Chef. I apologize.

(to Barbie) Did you slice the lamb or chewed the lamb?

(interview) Barbie, what have you done to this lamb? Did you cut it with a fucking spoon?

I am seriously disappointed. I expected at this stage in the game something so much better! For the first time ever in Hell's Kitchen history, I, Gordon Ramsay, cannot pick a winner! Red team, blue team, you both lost. One team would've had an amazing day with a beach in Santa Monica, visiting Malibu in a helicopter. You had a beach club this afternoon for yourselves.

(interview) Hell's Kitchen season 10 making history! Only we're making history because we suck!

You have a long day cleaning. The front of Hell's Kitchen needs sprucing up. After that, Hell's Kitchen SUV's need detailing. But more importantly, I'm opening Hell's Kitchen tonight.

Yes, chef.

And do you know why? Redemption! You need it. I swear to god, it's going to be a great service. Because if it's not, I am not waiting until the end of service to get rid of dead wood.

Fuck!

Get cleaning.

Let's go guys.

(interview) Chef's pissed and do you know what? He's got every right to be pissed. We should all be embarrassed to be wearing these jackets right now.

(to Clemenza) Come on, C!

(to remaining chefs) Hi, guys.

Christina Wilson

Hi, James.

By the way, that's the car [shows a classic car with a surfboard after joint challenge loss] those taking to you to a private beach for the day.

Wow.

(interview) God, man! It would have been fucking pimped to roll down in Malibu [dream of time at the beach and relaxing on a pool with a wine] in that red car, lay down a beach, have some drinks, and just relax by the pool. Why couldn't we just win today so we could've been at the beach?

Enough about that cause that all winners stuff and we're all bunch of losers at the moment. (to both teams) So, we're going to clean. Alright guys, let's go.

Three New York, two wellington, one bass. How long?

Three minutes, chef!

Drive the ticket! Let's go!

Yes, chef! (interview) It's still our first table, and all I want is the ticket to be done. I just want it to be done. But everything kept coming out wrong.

Come on, Brian. Here's the bass. Let me know when you're ready to go.

Walk with your bass. I'm slicing New York.

Yes. Go, go, go! Make sure it's cooked!

[slices steak in half] Raw. Ah, fuck.

No, no, no, no, no!

More time. It needs more time.

No! Get another one! (to Gordon) He's backed up! He's gonna be dragging steak at least two minutes!

Hold on! It's not ready! (to Justin) It's not ready.

It's still coming out WRONG! Are you serious?! (to Brian) MUPPET!! FUCKING HELL!! [sees several diners leave the dining room] Are you serious? They're walking out! Oh, my God. Urgently, where's the wellington?!

Okay, wellies walking. Wellies walking.

Oh, fuck me. Not another overcooked wellington. (sighs) Fucking hell. Honestly, I'm gonna go crazy. [returns to workstation] Overcooked wellingtons! It's like a joke now. [Brian pounds his fist] Honestly, guys, it's like a big fucking joke.

Come on! [Brian punches his forehead]

(to Brian) Hey, come here, fucking comedian! I have had enough. Come here, you! [leads Brian into the red kitchen] Barbie!

Yes, chef?

Come here, please! URGENTLY! You, on the meat!

Christina Wilson

Show him (Brian) how to do a wellie, Barbie.

He's not capable! Get over there!

Yes, chef, I got it.

Get him in, Barbie! Urgently!

(to Brian) Come on.

Fuck! (interview) Oh, I'm fucking furious. You gotta be kidding me. [carries wellington tray] GODDAMNIT!!

Oh, my God.

(interview) On a black jacket night, Barbie comes over to finish my fucking station?

Seven minutes. They're resting, chef.

[shouting through his teeth] GODDAMNIT!! (interview) I feel like a castrated dog.

You can't put all that meat on one fucking tray!

(interview) And I think Barbie is enjoying this, I really do.

[pounds fist again] DAMNIT!

Stay with it, Brian.

I can't do anything!

STAY WITH IT!

There's nothing I can fucking do! I've been demoted!

(to Robyn) Wellie garnish, how are you?

Walking with garnish, Barbie!

Walking with wellingtons.

Cooked perfectly! (to waiters) Service, please.

Nice job, Barbie.

Goddamnit! (interview) Oh, my God. [holds up left hand and pretends to hang himself]

Away now, first entrée: One arancetti, two filet, one chicken parm! (to Dana) How long?

(pause) I need six minutes.

Let's go!

(interview) I'm focusing on searing the hundred orders of filet that I have coming in. It's a lot of meat, so I'm a little concerned. And by a little, I mean a lot.

[to Dana] Stop! Stop, you! Stop! All of you, come here! (shows everyone Dana's burnt pans) Come here. (to Christina) Talk to me. What do you think?

Christina Wilson

Obviously, the pan got too hot, chef.

(to Barbie) Go on then, "chef."

It's burnt, chef. (interview) Dana has two filets, and they are black as night. Everything in the pan was black.

Oh, fuck off, the lot of you, WILL YOU?

(interview) FUCK! I should've just thrown them out!

(shows Barbie the capellini) What is that? What is that?

(mumbling) I don't know, Chef...

(turning away in disgust) She's not even answering me.

It's the crab.

Hey, you. Come here, you.

This is how bad it is: One capellini and one risotto away. And I've got a ball of capellini. And it's over two portions there. You don't know what you're doing anymore. I've got too much capellini and not enough crab.

Yes, Chef.

You stupid idiot!

Yes, Chef.

You've given up! Look at me: I beg you to go home! I just don't get it! I-I just honestly do not understand what the [kicks the bin] FUCK IS GOING ON!!

Motherfucker!

Shut that, SHUT THAT! SHUT IT! What is that? WHAT WAS THAT?

Fucking crostini.

(interview) AHH, CLEMENZA! CLEMENZA!!

This is not good.

(interview) Oh, my God. You just burned the fucking crostini!

Fuck me! (to Clemenza) You gotta get that on fire right away! Get that thing out of here in the garbage and get some more on the fire right away!