Tiffany Johnson quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Cheeseburger right here!!!

Can I get the French fries for a cheeseburger?

CAN YOU SHUT UP AND STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME?!!! I AM SICK OF THE YELLING!!! YOU WANNA TALK, TALK!!! DO NOT YELL!!!

Hey, all of you, come here!

Oh, man!

(interview) This is so bullshit! Wow!

I've had enough! Just touch these! (to Roshni) I mean honestly?

Sorry, chef.

Here we standing here forty-five minutes into service, we haven't got the fucking appetisers out. [Roshni throws the raw scallops in the bin] (to Roshni) Get out! Get out of there!

(holds the pan) No, chef! No!

Hey, look at me! look!

Please?

I'm not telling you one more time, get the fuck out of here! Fuck off upstairs! Get out! (to Barbie) Barbie! Get on the scallops! Cook me fucking scallops!

Yes, chef.

[exits the kitchen and throws her apron out] (interview) I've never ever walked off to the light and I'm always completed dinner service. (cries)

Two hours into dinner service and not a single entrée is left either kitchen, patience is wearing thin in the dining room.

I'm hungry.

We do apologize.

And the red kitchen is crumbling quickly.

How long is the bass?

Two minutes, guys.

A real fucking two minutes or a playful two minutes?

Christina Wilson

Coming through. Pardon me, Chef.

[sees the fish cooking] I've got six bass going. What?

Chef, I told them to start the bass. Because--

Six???

Yes.

They should be cooked to order! It's fish!

Coming down with scallops.

(interview) I don't understand why I'm getting yelled at. I'm trying to fucking put out food for the customers. I mean, I'm pissed off that he's mad at me.

Ladies, STOP! ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! (Tiffany) You're telling her (Danielle) to cook six bass for three tables in front of what we're doing. [points to Barbie's scallops] And then this arrives!

(interview) Agh! We're screwed.

For the seventh time, touch them! Touch them! (he touches the scallops, then the red team touches it) All of you, GET OUT! (Barbie) And you, take that with you, get out of my fucking sight, GET OUT! OUT!

Christina Wilson

(interview) God! Oh, my God!

Absolutely useless! [sees the mess that the Red team left] HOLY FUCK.

I got fish! I got fish you cocky bitch!

Don't you ever fucking call me a bitch again, you understand?

(interview) Barbie's the reason why we went down tonight. I don't know why she's fucking here!

THE TWO FISH WENT OUT- [Yelling]

And the lack of harmony in the kitchen has now exploded in the dorms.

FUCKING GET THAT SHIT!! [knocks the bottle and the soda can over with her hand] YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

What is wrong with you?!

Bitch, stop!

With no end in sight for the tension between Barbie and the rest of the woman, it seems the only time the red team is not fighting is when they're sleeping.

And as a new day begins...

...Barbie decides she shouldn't be the only one up early cleaning.

(interview) What the fuck is that?

(interview) Wake up.

I don't even make that much noise when I walk.

Do you want to rumble this morning?

I just want everybody to remember where they are and what we're here to do!

What are you doing?!

I just washed the dishes!

I came out here with you going like this, you dumb bitch! (interview) Somebody needs to tell that fucking bitch what's up! (to Barbie) You're about to get choked out, knock it off, grow up! You're 33!

I'm not about to get choked out!

(off screen; having heard the noise) YO! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

You want to get fucking choked out? You want to get fucking choked out?! You dumb cunt! You're a cunt!

(interview) Shaking in my boots, I'm shaking.

I'm this close to snapping your neck.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

I know you’re this close to snapping, Robyn.

I don’t give a fuck, bitch!

I know you don’t!

I don’t give a fuck!

I know you don’t!

Hello?

(on telephone) Head chef here. I'd like to see everybody, with their jackets, urgently.

Yeah, Chef. (to all members) Everybody downstairs now.

Hey, [returns to the workstation] all of you, come here. Taste that, yeah? Just fucking taste that. How does that taste?

Undercooked and not seasoned.

(to Christina) How does that, you? Tell me.

Christina Wilson

I just spit it out chef.

Oh, really?

It was undercooked chef. Sorry.

So you're rushing and cooking bland food! [knocks his hand on the workstation] Come on, Danielle!

It's coming chef.

Now we're dragging the New York strip.

(interview) I was fucking pissed that I'm getting in trouble for something somebody else did. [to Robyn about the tray mishap] You know I didn't put that shit on there, right? [Robyn nods] Alright, just checking.

Dana, did you put that on there?

Nope. I asked her specifically, did you want–

No, you put it on there, alright!

Christina Wilson

STOP!

Who the fuck cares?! Just finish the fucking food and shut the fuck up! I don't WANNA hear it!

Christina Wilson

Stop!

[to Dana] Just stay over there and off my shit. Fucking nasty bitch, dude.

(interview) Kimmie, like, for a big girl is a big baby. That's what she is. You know, I don't need to deal with that shit. If I'm trying to help you, that's bullshit!

The total number of chefs in the dorms is now up to five and in the red kitchen, Barbie is taking special precautions to make sure she isn't joining them.

Hey you, come here you. Give me that. The day we need, look at me, a thermometer. The day we need that to cook a breast of chicken! You, GET OUT!

(interview) I don't know why she can't cook chicken, I really don't. Cooking a breast of chicken is about as easy as taking a shit. Anybody can do that. Are you that dumb?

Tiffany, put that down.

Yes, Chef.

Look at me. Seriously, I've had enough. [slams the pan on the workstation] Shit burned mash. Get out. Get out! I swear to God, I don't give a fuck if the whole team goes home tonight, I - don't - care!

(interview) Chef Ramsay's been on like a kicking out spree right now. I'm scared shitless right now, I'm not going to lie!

Stupid bitch. (interview) I'm still fucking pissed. I don't even wanna look at Robyn. She makes me sick, so I'm trying to put this nasty bitch in the back of my head.

(to Barbie and Dana) I'm annoyed that she (Kimmie) blamed it all on me. (interview) Kimmie got pissed off, and she told Chef Ramsay I said, "No," to everything, and I'm like... "I didn't say no to everything." (to Tiffany) THAT'S WHAT I'M PISSED OFF ABOUT!

(interview) Somebody as big as Kimmie should be able to stand up for herself. I think the people on the red team don't respect her, and we have good reason!

I didn't call her out up there!

Right.

I didn't say that! You're gonna fucking call me out like that?! That shows your character now! (interview) Kimmie never takes fault for anything! I've been nothing but helping this girl out since the fucking beginning.

We will not make any progress with her. The only thing that we're gonna do is put ourselves even further behind. (interview) Kimmie's usefulness is running thin with the red team.

I can't push someone who doesn't want to be pushed!

(interview) Nobody's really talking about the fact that I fried the fucking eggplant, so thank God for that.

Somehow she just keeps fucking skating by.

I don't give a fuck how tall you are, how big you are! Do not step up to me like that!

Leave me the fuck alone!

It's ridiculous! We need to fucking talk about it!

Christina Wilson

(interview) The red team's breaking down from the inside out, and it's–it is not good. Even the two (Robyn and Kimmie) that were ride or die with each other are not even in the same room.

[gets into bed] I got crazy bitches on my team.

There's a lovely young lady waiting for her pizza. COME ON TIFFANY!

Yes, chef!

You're so slow.

Yes, chef! (interview) I really hate cooking for children. Kids don't know what fine dining is... so their opinions really don't matter to me (laughs).

(looking underneath the pizza dough It's burnt. Look. Just cut that part.

I don't give a shit. (interview) I really don't like kids at all.

Pizza, how long?

Coming right out chef. [bring the pizza to the pass]

Come on, please!

Yes, chef.

The idea of a pizza is to serve first.

This side is alright, [looks underneath the pizza] but I don't want to eat that.

It's for kids! Fuck me. (to Tiffany) Stop!

Yes, chef.

Now we're sending burnt pizza. Not crispy and delicious. Fucking burnt. Burnt with bits of shit in there. What is going on?? All of you get a grip.

Yes, chef.

Ow! Just hit me in the head! (Flashback to Tiffany hit in the head) Ow!

Hey, Tiffany!

Yes, Chef?

GET THE FUCKING SEA BASS IN!

Yes, Chef!

I've got it. I've got it. Don't worry about it.

THAT'S THE COD!

The red team is stuck on their last two tickets.

How long Tiff?

I don't know exactly.

Still waiting for Tiffany's undercooked potato garnish.

Christina Wilson

(interview) You should know that they were your potatoes. That was your component right? That was your idea for the menu right?

I'm sorry. What do you want me to say? Don't give me that look!

Don't get an attitude with me! You're killing my steaks!

I don't know, Kimmie. I don't know.

Tiffany,

Sorry.

No, you're not!

Yes I am!

No, you're fucking not!

Yes I am.

You're the sloppiest cook I've ever seen in my whole entire life!

Sorry.

No, you're not!

Okay, I'm not.

You have such a fucking attitude! Why don't you take a walk? And Dana take over her section.

Yes, chef.

(leaves) Have fun. (interview) Okay, look at Tiffany. Let's make fun of her. I don't care about anything apparently. So, what the fuck? You all just made me look like a fucking idiot. Bye! (cries)