Three New York, two wellington, one bass. How long?
Three minutes, chef!
Drive the ticket! Let's go!
Yes, chef! (interview) It's still our first table, and all I want is the ticket to be done. I just want it to be done. But everything kept coming out wrong.
Come on, Brian. Here's the bass. Let me know when you're ready to go.
Walk with your bass. I'm slicing New York.
Yes. Go, go, go! Make sure it's cooked!
[slices steak in half] Raw. Ah, fuck.
No, no, no, no, no!
More time. It needs more time.
No! Get another one! (to Gordon) He's backed up! He's gonna be dragging steak at least two minutes!
Hold on! It's not ready! (to Justin) It's not ready.
It's still coming out WRONG! Are you serious?! (to Brian) MUPPET!! FUCKING HELL!! [sees several diners leave the dining room] Are you serious? They're walking out! Oh, my God. Urgently, where's the wellington?!
Okay, wellies walking. Wellies walking.
[Brian brings wellingtons to the pass, and Gordon checks them quickly]
Oh, fuck me. Not another overcooked wellington. (sighs) Fucking hell. Honestly, I'm gonna go crazy. [returns to workstation] Overcooked wellingtons! It's like a joke now. [Brian pounds his fist] Honestly, guys, it's like a big fucking joke.
Come on! [Brian punches his forehead]
(to Brian) Hey, come here, fucking comedian! I have had enough. Come here, you! [leads Brian into the red kitchen] Barbie!
Yes, chef?
Come here, please! URGENTLY! You, on the meat!
Show him (Brian) how to do a wellie, Barbie.
He's not capable! Get over there!
Yes, chef, I got it.
Get him in, Barbie! Urgently!
(to Brian) Come on.
Fuck! (interview) Oh, I'm fucking furious. You gotta be kidding me. [carries wellington tray] GODDAMNIT!!
Oh, my God.
(interview) On a black jacket night, Barbie comes over to finish my fucking station?
Seven minutes. They're resting, chef.
[shouting through his teeth] GODDAMNIT!! (interview) I feel like a castrated dog.
You can't put all that meat on one fucking tray!
(interview) And I think Barbie is enjoying this, I really do.
[pounds fist again] DAMNIT!
Stay with it, Brian.
I can't do anything!
STAY WITH IT!
There's nothing I can fucking do! I've been demoted!
(to Robyn) Wellie garnish, how are you?
Walking with garnish, Barbie!
Walking with wellingtons.
Cooked perfectly! (to waiters) Service, please.
Nice job, Barbie.
Goddamnit! (interview) Oh, my God. [holds up left hand and pretends to hang himself]
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