Briana quotes from Hell's Kitchen

All of you, come here. Three risottos of the same table. A light one, a dark one and a medium one. The same fucking table.

(interview) Ohh! Dagger in the heart, shit!

Who's in charge of the appetisers?

I am.

So you don't them into one pan and finish them together?

I should have.

You put them on together one minute to go into one big pan, fuck me!

(interview) I'm like, "Brianna, do something." You're supposed to do everything.

COME ON!! Hurry up! Get them into one pan! I'm not going to serve them in three different colours!

Yes, chef.

Oh, my God!

With Guy and Clemenza coming to the rescue, salads are finally leaving the blue kitchen. Meanwhile, in the red kitchen, the women are ready to send out their first table of entrées. All they need is...

Pizza!

Barbie, pizzas need dressing. Oh, my fucking GOD! You're killing me! (interview) Barbie, you're a stupid bitch! Get the fuck off my station, I don't need your help. It's just garnishing the fucking pizza. [to Barbie] Barbie! Barbie, I need–Bro what are you doing?!

JUST STAND YOUR STATION!

Okay, got it.

(interview) She's moving around like a jumping jack and she's cooking pizzas when she's not supposed to.

LADIES! Where is the fucking pizza?

Pizza's here, chef!

[checks pizza with Sous Chef Andi] That looks like shit! [returns to workstation] Hey, all of you, come here! WELCOME TO AMERICA. Look at that. [to Barbie] You eat that bit now. [to Briana] Hey, come here. You eat that as well. That's what you're serving them. Burnt, shitty, black pizza. [throws pizza in the trash bin] I'd rather flee the fucking country!

[to Robyn] I'm so sick of this bitch (Barbie).

(interview) With Barbie the way that she is, I can't tell if she's sabotaging or if she's actually trying to help.

Get off the pizzas!

Yes, chef.

(interview) It's getting old! Seriously, Barbie sucks. She pisses everybody off, she needs to go home!

I got a half portion of fucking cod. Where's the other half gone?

Yeah.

Stop, all of you! [raises a piece of cod] That's barely a portion and where's that going?

Christina Wilson

Fuck!

Ugh! I didn't realize they shrink down that much, chef.

It's a bit like your brain. Not only it has shrunk, but it has disappeared! Can I have two New York strip and two full portions of cod?!

Yes, chef!