Robert quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Dory, salmon, lamb, wellington!

Two minutes, chef!

[notices Robert putting the bacon into the John Dory] Robert, just come here!

Oh, shit!

Why have you put the bacon inside the Dory?

To crisp it up, chef, real quickly.

What's the bacon with?

For the scallops.

So why have you put it with the Dory? Suppose he's allergic to bacon! You can send somebody to the hospital on the back of that!

Oh, you're right.

Oh, come on! [kicks a bin] "You're right"? Course, I'm fucking right! Get the bacon out!

(interview) Yeah, I fucked up and you know what? I know in my heart, I got it. I'm a bull.

Come on, Mr Bacon Man!

While Robert tries again on the John Dory, Chef Ramsay is counting on Giovanni on the meat station to get out the first entrée of the night.

(with a chewed up piece of chicken) What is that?

Giovanni's best.

Hey, Ben.

Chef?

Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? [gives the chicken to Ben] Here, that's your special. Yeah, have a word with him [Giovanni], yeah? He's given up. Take all the garnish back, do whatever you wish with it. Your special has now become not very special, thanks to Dickface (Giovanni) there. Hurry up, Giovanni!

Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.

Yeah, say that again?

I said I'm not dickface, chef.

Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!!! YOU FUCKING ARE!!! DONKEY!!!

No.

(interview) Whoo! Boy, oh boy.

Cause RIGHT NOW, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! DICKFACE!

(interview) I'm an emotional person, but he can get in my face all he wants. He will not break me.

You're sending SHIT, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm READY for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

(interview) You know, he just wants you to pop off.

And you wanna get all sensitive!

No, chef!

You want to get all fucking negative!

No, chef!

Hey, look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!!

Yes, chef!

I'm not sending that SHIT, "CHEF!"

No, chef. Sorry, chef. (interview) I wasn't angry at him, I was angry at myself. It was just, I was boiling inside and... and he said something to me.

That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now put it BACK!!!

Yes, chef.

DICKFACE! [to Ben] Right, Ben.

Chef!

Get on meat with Giovanni, on there together, move!

Yes, chef. [to Giovanni] Don't worry about the Wellington, I got the rest.

Giovanni, Robert! Hey Andrea, come here you! [gathers them at the corner] All three of you are pathetic! You (Giovanni) don't care...

I care, chef.

You're (Robert) way behind, and you (Andrea) haven't got a fucking clue! Can we WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM?!

Yes, chef!

Two wellington. One well-done! Get it UP!!

Where’s your wellingtons at?

I have them right here, already cooked.

Ahhhhh! Fuck! Why you fucking got a hot pan?

Robert, go see the medic. Oh my God.

After a couple of days without any word on how Robert is doing, Chef Ramsay calls the chefs down for a meeting.

So you're feeling fresh, very relaxed. Did you enjoy the whole atmosphere at the Borgata Resort?

Very much so.

Incredible, Chef.

Sadly, you came back minus one individual. Clearly, you're all deeply concerned. I'm not going to tell you how he's doing, I'm going to let him tell you himself. Chef Robert.

Okay, big boy. Let me just say how pleased I am to see you.

Thank you.

How are you feeling?

Not good.

Ah?

Not good.

What did the medics say?

I have pericarditis, which is the swelling of the sac around the heart which leads to heart disease.

Oh dear. Are you coming back?

No.

No?

I'm not coming back.

It's been a long and disastrous night in Hell's Kitchen - but Chef Ramsay's work isn't done yet. It's now time for him to put his plan into action.

First of all, it's bloody good to see you. Yes.

Thank you, chef. Thank you.

You lost your opportunity due to health reasons... right now, I'd love you to seriously consider [pause for effect] coming back into Hell's Kitchen.

(interview) I've a second chance, and you know, you don't get many second chances in life. [to Gordon] I would love to take that offer. [applause from the other tables]

Blue team. Joseph: let's be honest, that's a pretty sorry battalion you got there, isn't it.

Right now it is.

Who's the first nominee for the men?

They can speak for themselves but they know who they are.

Hey smartass, I asked you to tell me. Who's the first nominee, and why?

No problem: Tony, and Andy.

Listen... I know you may be slightly stupid. First nominee and why?

First nominee and why? Tony. He knows why. We sat down as a group and they wouldn't pick each other. You know. No peer pressure! We're men!

Just, just just - what do you want, a fucking medal?

What do you want me to fuckin' say? What do you want me to say? They know who they fuckin' are. We chose as a group and they stand out and they said they belong there. Stand up, they know who they are.

[approaches Joseph] Listen, you chippy idiot. I asked for one nominee and why, plain English. And you're mouthing off, and you couldn't answer me. Now can you just tell me, in fucking plain English, the first nominee, and why he's nominated. Is that fucking clear?!

That's clear!

Thank you! [walks back] Unbelievable! One simple request, who and why, and you make a big fucking song and dance about it!

I ain't no fuckin' bitch, chef, I don't give a fuck. I ain't no bitch.

...what?

I'm not no bitch!

He's trying to bring the best out of you. You got to look past it.

He's not bringing the best out of me.

Yeah, show some respect.

Shut your fuckin' mouth is what you should do right now.

Come on, man!

I'm talkin' here. I don't give a fuck about you. I didn't come here for you.

You want to be an executive chef, Joe?

Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Oh, my God!

You signed up to fucking learn and grow, and...

Yeah, shut your fuckin' mouth.

...you do this, dude!

Okay! Answer the fucking question!

You keep talkin' like this, I'll have you out in the fuckin' parking lot! I don't give a fuck. What do you want me to say?

I ask the fucking questions, YOU give the fucking answers!

[takes off his jacket and walks out of the line] Fuck that shit, dawg. I ain't here for that! [approaches Gordon and tosses his jacket at him] You want the fuckin' jacket? You want to talk some shit? Let's go step outside, mo'fucka! [gets in Gordon's face] I ain't here for that, dawg!

Right now, I want to just win a challenge. I want to win. I went all through my life other people thinking I'm fucking too fat, too slow, too this, too that. I ain't about to be a loser, I hate it.

Good, Robert. That's how you should feel. It kinda sucks that, you know, the intensity is coming out during being punished and not necessarily during the...

You know, chef, I...

Ah, Robert, what do you want me to tell you? You could've won, you didn't. You know, but the competitive part should come out during that time and not afterwards.

(throws his broom down) I fucking almost died last time for this fucking shit! Don't tell me I ain't fucking-- I don't-- I don't give my shit 110% dancing around that fucking line like Fred Astaire all fucking day up in this place! LAST SEASON, I ALMOST FUCKING DIED FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT!! AND I'M HERE AGAIN AND I DON'T FUCKING LIKE LOSING!!! (snaps his broom in half)

Where's the chicken?!

Come on! Come on!

(rushing with the chicken) Right behind you.

Go now! (to Andy) Hey, fucking nitwit. That is fucking raw.

Oh man! (interview) Here we go again!

(gets in Andy's face) You get that ready by the time the rest of the fucking table is ready to go, you got it?!

Yes, chef.

GO!

Oh, come on. This is not possible! (returns to the workstation) Come here! All of you, come here!

(interview) Whatever it is, it's not my fault.

This is not fucking possible! This cannot be true! [gets a piece of lobster] What is that there? What is that there?! WHAT IS THAT?!

This is---.

Yeah, its fucking raw! RAW!! [kicks the bins]

(interview) Come on, Amanda! All you have to do is put the lobster on the grill, make sure it didn't char, baste it and send it up. That's all you had to do!

It's a fucking restaurant, not a sushi bar! How can you get confused on a raw fucking grilled lobster?! I don't know where to go! I can't even turn and look at the dining room, I'm so fucking embarrassed! This is still your first table... (points to the Blue kitchen) that's their last! FUCK OFF!! WE HAVEN'T SENT AN ENTRÉE OUT!! STUPID COWS!!! [crosses over to the Blue kitchen, where the men are starting to clear down] Oh, fucking hell... Hey, have you all finished?

Desserts chef.

Desserts? Kevin, stay on desserts. All of you, come in here! Hey guys, get on a section will you, please, yes?

(interview) AWWW! Add insult to injury, rub salt in the wound, what... just... happened?

Away now: Two penne, three New York Strip, two chicken, one catfish!

Yes, chef!

(interview) AAAAAAAAGH! YEEAAAAH BOOOOOYS! (cups his ear) That's right. I can hear it. It's them bitches crying!

Do you need anything?

No, I'm cool. (interview) It was just scraps of meat, everywhere. It was a kitchen-pocalypse. Like a hand grenade went off in a cow's ass.

All of you! Come here, come here, come here. Come here! (to Kevin) Hey, Kevin, you're starting to piss me off! PUT IT DOWN! When I ask you to stop with you're doing, you better fucking stop it. Come here! Cocky. OUT OF THE WAY. (grabs a rabbit) Fucking raw! (throws the rabbit on the floor) (Kevin) Happy now? You're standing there tossing your tagliatelle to make yourself look good, I'm serving raw rabbit, CHEF?

Understood, chef.

(to Robert) You! Fuck off.

Yeah? Yes, chef.

DON'T START ACTING LIKE A BABY OVER IT!

I'M NOT ACTING LIKE-!

SHUT IT! SWITCH IT OFF! ALL OF YOU, YOU'RE DONE!

Fuck!

Robert, tell me why do think you should stay in Hell's Kitchen on the back of that performance?

My history here in Hell's Kitchen never been on the block once. And I'm disgusted that I even share the same fucking stage this guy (Andy) right here. Been here three times not bad for the team always fucking around.