[Poison Ivy is at a spa with members of Evil Women in Business Collective]
Wow! Nightbitch is dead!
Another hero down! And on your watch, Ivy! It's a good thing I'm in the tub, because I'm soaked!
Ugh, I should call Harley!
No, the most important thing is to get your condolence statement out there. [To Spa staff] Bring us our phones. Veronica, you're starting to look too amazing. Get out before it turns you crazy.
What should I write?
Aah! You already posted six hours ago! You are on top of it! How long have you known?
Wait, what? Let me see that. [Takes phone from Veronica and reads aloud] "Thank you to everyone who's been reaching out about Nightwing's death. As I sit here in my power caftan, I feel grateful for the guidance of my dear mentor; Lex Luthor". I did not write that!
Who has access to your account?
Oh, my God. My PR team. My PR team!
They need to run things by you first.
My team always gives me three options. Funny, sassy, horny.
Wait, you don't give all your passwords and your PINs and your keys to your PR team?
The only person who has my PIN lives in a cage under my kitchen table.
Shit. I... I need to have a talk with The Jons.
Uh, wow, girl. Where would you even be without the Evil Women in Business Collective? [Giggles with all clinking glasses]
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