Harley Quinn quotes from Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn

[To Maxie Zeus] Ah, Got it. So you're just a creepy dick, I'm not fucking you.

Harley Quinn

[Looking around Batman's Batcave as she dangles from the ceiling] So this must be where you fuck the bats.

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We're gonna rob Bruce Wayne!

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When my mind is set, it is set. Hell, they blew out three electricshock machines at Arkham trying to get through to me.

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Gentleman--and Psycho--begin Phase 2.

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All right, everybody, back in the tank. If you need to pee, now's your chance.

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This is what I've always wanted, Ivy. Anarchy and sushi.

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Damn it! How is a girl supposed to plan her takeover of Gotham if she (raising her voice to a yell) can't see her kill board?!

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Well, I wanted to give us a head start.

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And you're free to... umm, shut your trap, Trap!

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Ohh, now I've got smashing blue balls. [breaks a nearby bust] Ahh, now I can get on with my day.

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Everyone into the ice vagina.

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Let's not judge a lawyer by the fact he's a bat.

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So I am going to lie very high!

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So I just got to beat up an old lady and I get an army? I can do that.

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The mind-blowing orgasmic sex or the staying over?