Nora Freeze quotes from Harley Quinn

Nora Freeze

Oh, you men! You drain our titties when you're baby boys and now you make us run your companies? Get out!

Nora Freeze

How are you?

Poison Ivy

You know, just reaching a career low, enabling overgrown goon babies to destroy the world.

Nora Freeze

You know, it's customary to just say, "I'm good."

Poison Ivy

God, you're a bulldozer, y'know that? Do you wanna be my assitant?

Nora Freeze

Hmm, not really.

Poison Ivy

Well, then I'm gonna have to change the locks on this bathroom--

Nora Freeze

I'll do it!

[In a mountain cabin with wife in winter] When Mayor Joker disbanded the police and launched me into forced retirement, I didn't know what I was gonna do. From the ashes that are my career, and that phoenix is you Barbara.

Ooh, I can't wait to make love to you [gets on top of him] for the first time in 20 years.

[Answers phone] Yello?

Nora Freeze

Hey, it's Nora Freeze, nee Jacobsen, executive assistant to the CEO of the Legion of Doom. Charmed, I'm sure.

Uncharmed! Wha'd'ya want?!

Nora Freeze

Well, the LOD needs a security guard, and I found your resume taped to a dartboard at Noonan's So you want the job?

Yes! I accept! [Chuckles] Oh, my God. Thank you. I was going crazy in retirement! Passionate lovemaking with the woman of my dreams is too much pressure for this ol' sack! [Gets up and grabs jacket while just in bathrobe]

What's going on, baby?

Duty calls, mon cherie! [Goes out door and gets on snowmobile] Whoo-hoo! [Rides off] Jimmy G's back baby!

How am I supposed to get down from here? [Sighs and puts hands to hips and head] Oh, Barbara.

[Poison walks up to him and Nora] There's the woman who conquered the moon. Saw you with Steppenwolf. [Makes gesture] Big ups.

Nora Freeze

[Holds up gift basket] This is from Talia Al Ghul.

Poison Ivy

Aw, this pretzel gun is so realistic. [Holds it up] Look at that.

The bullets are cookies!

Poison Ivy

So, while I was gone, what'd I miss?

Nora Freeze

I don't know. I thought when you were off, I was off. [Walks away]

Lex Luthor

Hey, careful where you those guns! They kill the waistline!

Poison Ivy

Oh, Lex. You look very taut! Your hair looks spiky and your cheeks are very much higher up!

Lex Luthor

[Lunges at her for a deep hug] Get over here, girly!

Poison Ivy

Hmm?

Lex Luthor

You killed it at the conference!

Poison Ivy

Really? Because you seemed a little mad when you screamed at everyone to get off your moon.

Lex Luthor

Oh, sudden rage is a side effect of forcing my body to accept falcon DNA. I came here to help bring you to the next level. I'm gifting you my PR team. [They approach] The Jons. They're the best in the biz.

Poison Ivy

Thank you, Lex. That's very generous. And also for you guys, love how all of your shoes are a slightly different shade of brown.

[Gasps] They're chestnut.

Teak.

Taupe.

Milk chocolate, but the European kind.

Poison Ivy

I really don't think I need a PR team. I think the work speaks for itself.

[Holds up gesture of a phone] Ring, ring, ring, ring. Uh, hello? Delusion. Girl, how'd you get this number? Excuse me, Ivy, it's for you.

Poison Ivy

Obviously, guys, I've been owning the game, lately.

Fucking owning it, and all the haters along the way.

Poison Ivy

But we don't want to have owned it. We want to always be, present tense, owning it. Right?

Volcana

ABOI. Always be owning it.

Poison Ivy

No, no, no. That sounds like BO in the middle. Not everything needs to be a thing. Anyway, the Legion of Super-Heroes time-sphere is being moved to The Smithsonian at 3:00 p.m. And we are going to hijack it. [Legion of Doomettes cheer]

Sick! A time-sphere. I'm going to visit past atrocities and learn how to do them better.

I'd love to go back and tell my younger self that snake-eye contacts are more weird than intimidating.

Volcana

I can go back in time and do extra work without missing any work.

Poison Ivy

Okay, guys, we're not actually going to use the time-sphere. I just want it 'cause like, it's going to look really cute on my wall. Total power move.

Nora Freeze

Everyone, shut up! I have news! I'm starving! What are we doing for lunch?! Volcana, don't you dare; "you're fine with anything", again! I'd rather have a bad suggestion like all the one Tefé gives.

Hey!

Nora Freeze

Okay, screw you. I'm ordering gyros again. Oh, and they moved up the time-sphere transfer to, like, right now.

Poison Ivy

Oh, shit. We gotta go. [Poison, Tefé and Volcana run]

Wait. I'm not paying the delivery fee myself.

Harley Quinn

[Enters office] Hey babe, um...

Nora Freeze

Hey.

Harley Quinn

What's with the red wig?

Nora Freeze

I'm expecting the IRS this week. Gotta throw them off their game.

Nora Freeze

Can't you use your powers to explode us out of here?

Volcana

I'm famously known for fires, not explosions. It's a subtle but very important distinction.