[In a mountain cabin with wife in winter] When Mayor Joker disbanded the police and launched me into forced retirement, I didn't know what I was gonna do. From the ashes that are my career, and that phoenix is you Barbara.
Ooh, I can't wait to make love to you [gets on top of him] for the first time in 20 years.
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[Answers phone] Yello?
Hey, it's Nora Freeze, nee Jacobsen, executive assistant to the CEO of the Legion of Doom. Charmed, I'm sure.
Uncharmed! Wha'd'ya want?!
Well, the LOD needs a security guard, and I found your resume taped to a dartboard at Noonan's So you want the job?
Yes! I accept! [Chuckles] Oh, my God. Thank you. I was going crazy in retirement! Passionate lovemaking with the woman of my dreams is too much pressure for this ol' sack! [Gets up and grabs jacket while just in bathrobe]
What's going on, baby?
Duty calls, mon cherie! [Goes out door and gets on snowmobile] Whoo-hoo! [Rides off] Jimmy G's back baby!
How am I supposed to get down from here? [Sighs and puts hands to hips and head] Oh, Barbara.
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