[Poison walks up to him and Nora] There's the woman who conquered the moon. Saw you with Steppenwolf. [Makes gesture] Big ups.
[Holds up gift basket] This is from Talia Al Ghul.
Aw, this pretzel gun is so realistic. [Holds it up] Look at that.
The bullets are cookies!
So, while I was gone, what'd I miss?
I don't know. I thought when you were off, I was off. [Walks away]
Hey, careful where you those guns! They kill the waistline!
Oh, Lex. You look very taut! Your hair looks spiky and your cheeks are very much higher up!
[Lunges at her for a deep hug] Get over here, girly!
Hmm?
You killed it at the conference!
Really? Because you seemed a little mad when you screamed at everyone to get off your moon.
Oh, sudden rage is a side effect of forcing my body to accept falcon DNA. I came here to help bring you to the next level. I'm gifting you my PR team. [They approach] The Jons. They're the best in the biz.
Thank you, Lex. That's very generous. And also for you guys, love how all of your shoes are a slightly different shade of brown.
[Gasps] They're chestnut.
Teak.
Taupe.
Milk chocolate, but the European kind.
I really don't think I need a PR team. I think the work speaks for itself.
[Holds up gesture of a phone] Ring, ring, ring, ring. Uh, hello? Delusion. Girl, how'd you get this number? Excuse me, Ivy, it's for you.
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