Georgina Sparks quotes from Gossip Girl

Georgina

I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel

Blair

That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

Blair

Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.

Georgina

[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.

Dan

Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.

Serena

Chuck, what is she doing here?

Blair

Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!

Chuck

She's fine!

Nate

Shh! Shut up!

Blair

Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

Chuck

Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.

Serena

Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!

Georgina

[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?

Georgina

My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!

Blair

So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.

Georgina

Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.

Blair

You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.

Lily

What, you know him?

Rufus

Um. Oh, yeah, that was-

Georgina

Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!

Serena

That baby right there, he's gonna grow up to be smarter than the rest of them, that would make him feel like an outsider…

Dan

oh really? Well… You see that baby there? She's gonna grow up to have fabulous hair, and a great smile, but her daddy issues are gonna make it really hard for her to trust people.

Serena

you wanna take a walk?

Dan

yeah

Georgina

And this baby is gonna do somethings to make all the other babies hate her.