Gossip Girl · Season 1, Episode 3
“Poison Ivy” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (3), Chuck Bass (3), Dan Humphrey (2), Serena van der Woodsen (1), Gossip Girl (1)
Why should Dartmouth pick you as an usher?
I believe I am the ideal Dartmouth candidate. I've been dreaming of Dartmouth for years. And I haven't asked Dartmouth...but I think she's been dreaming of me too.
[Dartmouth interviewer looks confused]
That was supposed to be a joke.
Why should Dartmouth pick you as an usher?
Why should I be chosen as an usher? [Thinks] I'm Chuck Bass.
[Talking about Nate] The guy had one original thought last year. It died of loneliness.
Are you here for another catfight?
[Blair pulls an envelope out of her purse]
What's that?
A letter. I wrote it to you when you were away at boarding school. I never sent it. [She begins to read it] Dear Serena. My world is falling apart and you're the only one who would understand. My father left my mother for a 31 year-old model. A male model [She scoffs]. I feel like screaming because I don't have anyone to talk to. You're gone, my dad's gone, Nate's acting weird... where are you? [Crying] Why don't you call? Why did you leave without saying goodbye? You're supposed to be my best friend. I miss you so much. Love, Blair.
[Tearing up, she trys to regain her composure] Why didn't you send it? I would've
You would've what? You knew, Serena. And you didn't even call.
I didn't know what to say to you, or even how to be your friend after what I did. [She also begins to cry] I'm so sorry.
Spotted in Central Park. Two white flags waving. Could an Upper East Side peace accord be that far off? So what will it be? Truce or consequences? We all know one nation can't have two queens. What happens next ? Only time will tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
[Answers her phone] Finally
Hello to you too. Heard about the field hockey throw down. All those mouth guards and short skirts, I hope somebody filmed it.
[Scoffs] You're heinous.
Which is probably why you called.
You know me well.
Women like to pretend they're complicated, I know better.
[Showing Blair photos of Serena entering the Ostroff Center] Admit it, even for me this is good.
If you weren't such a perv, I'm sure the CIA would hire you in a second.
Defending my country...there's a future I never imagined.
With good reason....What is she doing there?
What's anyone doing there? It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
You must have your own wing.
You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit.
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