The toilets in Tokyo talk!
“Rufus getting married” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Dan Humphrey (2), Blair Waldorf (1), Chuck Bass (1), Georgina Sparks (1), Lily van der Woodsen (1), Rufus Humphrey (1)
BBree
We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there
Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
What, you know him?
Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
CCarter
Or?
[To Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
[To Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
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