Chuck Bass quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

Dance with me.

Blair

What's the point, Chuck? We're never gonna be them. You said so, remember? It's not for us.

Chuck

Maybe, but I wouldn't change us, not if it meant losing what we have.

Blair

Well, what do we have, Chuck? You tell me.

Chuck

Tonight. So shut up, and dance with me.

Blair

Chuck! Stop! Don't go, or if you have to leave, let me come with you.

Chuck

I appreciate your concern.

Blair

No, you don't. You don't appreciate anything today, but I don't care.Whatever you are going through, I want to be there for you.

Chuck

We have talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.

Blair

But I am me, and you are you. We're Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.

Chuck

Why would you do that?

Blair

Because I love you.

Chuck

Well, that's too bad.

Jack

Chuck, your father wouldn't want this.

Chuck

Fortunately, all I know is what he didn't want.. which is me.

Chuck

I'm Chuck Bass!...No one cares.

Blair

I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here, I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please!

Blair

Your dad left you a letter? You have to read it.

Nate

Yeah, aren't you curious as to what it says?

Chuck

I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"

Now Charles, your Uncle Jack Bass is your closest living relative and, as such, has been named as your legal guardian. Are you comfortable with this?

Chuck

[to Jack] Curfew?

Jack

None.

Chuck

Girls sleeping over?

Jack

Yes, please.

Chuck

I'll allow it.

Lily

[about Jack] The bastard is untouchable.

Chuck

What shall we do?

Lily

Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.

Chuck

Let me educate you.

Chuck

If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try number 26.

Lily

"Crash Jack in plane." The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.

Chuck

There's insurance.

Chuck

The Ultimate Private Gentleman's club. I walked through this door and it was...

Vanessa

the Chuck Bass' version of Narnia?

Chuck

This isn't you!

Blair

How do you know?

Chuck

Because I know you better than I know myself!

Chuck

Friends? That makes total sense. There's no spark between you two. Never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match, a rusty hammer and an icy nail.

Blair

Nate and I had.. had plenty of spark. Better than that fireworks.

Chuck

That was us.

Blair

Chuck. Don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard, and for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Chuck

So you do it with Nate, cause it's easy?

Blair

I'm not with Nate, but if I was - what's wrong with easy? Maybe it's easy because it's right.

Blair

Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.

Georgina

[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.

Dan

Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.

Serena

Chuck, what is she doing here?

Blair

Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!

Chuck

She's fine!

Nate

Shh! Shut up!

Blair

Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

Chuck

Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.

Serena

Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!

Georgina

[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?

Chuck

You look like you could use a cocktail.

Blair

You're too late. [Chuck laughs] Wow.

Chuck

What?

Blair

That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.

Chuck

Listen, Blair-

Blair

No, me first. Nate's waiting for me to give him an answer.

Chuck

I heard.

Blair

But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Chuck?

Chuck

Blair...

Blair

Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-

Chuck

Acting like what?

Blair

Like...maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.

Chuck

I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.

Blair

Then looks down deep, into the soul I know you have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go. [Wipes away a tear]

Chuck

[Looks at Blair and considers this as Serena walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to loose. You're free to go.

Blair

[Teary-eyed] Thank you! [Leaves]

Serena

[Goes up to Chuck] Chuck why did you just do that?

Chuck

Because I love her, and I can't make her happy

Blair

What do you think about my coat?

Chuck

I like it... Why?

Blair

And now?

Chuck

Even better.

Blair

And... what about my headband?

Chuck

I... admire it

Blair

And... my stocking?

Chuck

Oh, I adore them.

Blair

My dress?

Chuck

I worship it.

Blair

How do you feel about me? Say it...

Chuck

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