Chuck Bass quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

Why aren't you in Europe?

Chuck

I was in Paris, but only to get your favourite macaroons from Pierre Hermès

Blair

And Germany?

Chuck

To pick up your favorite Falke stockings, you know how I adore them.

Blair

What are you doing here then?

Chuck

You were right. I was a coward running away again. Everywhere I went, you caught up with me so I have to come back.

Blair

I Wanna believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.

Chuck

You can believe me this time.

Blair

Oh, that's it?

Chuck

I love you too. [They kiss]

Blair

Like, can you say it twice [They kiss again] No, I'm serious, say it twice

Chuck

I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

Chuck

We could never be boring.

Blair

You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.

Chuck

I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

Blair

Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them.

Chuck

Is everything ok? What's going on?

Blair

Nothing's going on, why?

Chuck

This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.

Blair

I did! I do.

Blair

I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?

Chuck

OK. If that's what you want.

Blair

Is that what you want?

Chuck

I want you to be happy. However, that's achieved.

Blair

I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!

Chuck

I learned from the best.

Blair

That photograph is mine! [exits]

Chuck

She stole my shoes?

Blair

I want you to have this.

Chuck

Why?

Blair

Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?

Chuck

Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.

Jenny

People change, Chuck.

Chuck

Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.

Jenny

Blair doesn't want me to be queen.

Chuck

Maybe we can make her reconsider

Chuck

Morning, Beautiful.

Blair

NYU is hell!

Chuck

What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck

I'm Chuck Bass and I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like this.

Blair

It's not how it is.

Chuck

It's exactly how it is. So the next time you forget, you're Blair Waldorf. Remember I'm Chuck Bass and I love you. [kisses her]

Chuck

I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.

Or?

Chuck

[To Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.

Blair

Are you upset because... you kissed a guy?

Chuck

I'm upset because I kissed somebody that wasn't you... You really think I've never kissed a guy before?

Blair

Love me?

Chuck

Always.

Blair

Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!

Chuck

Hey Blair.

Nate

Blair..

Chuck

Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?

Blair

Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?

Chuck

...

Blair

Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]

Chuck

The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...

Nate

...Was when Serena left for boarding school.

Chuck

And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.

Nate

What is she and Serena fighting about this time?

Chuck

Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]

Nate

Can you even fight about that?

Blair

You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!

Chuck

Excuse my confusion I didn't expect to see you tonight… or ever again…

Blair

Sorry I was so late

Chuck

I waited

Blair

Dorota went in to labor, she had her baby, I wasn't going to show up, I was resolved not to, every bone try to slow me, every voice in my head screamed don't…

Chuck

but…

Blair

…but I didn't listen, I followed my heart because I love you, I can't deny that our path has been complicated, but in the end love makes everything simple…

Jenny

I'm trying to forget some things, too. Mostly how happy I thought I'd be once I made it in this world.

Chuck

The world you're looking for only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it... is because I always knew it was empty.

Jenny

Yeah. And now I know, too. I found out the hard way.

Chuck

The hard way is the only way.

Blair

…this night is perfect

Chuck

oh… there's one thing that would make it even better… I'm so sorry, for the pain I cause you, and I know that I can't take it back but I want to make it up to you, even if it takes me the rest of my life… Blair, will you...

Blair

HUMPHREY, what are you doing? Have you lost your mind? What the hell are you doing?

Dan

You, tell her

Blair

Tell me what? What's going on? [Looks at Jenny and Dan and understands] You didn't.

Chuck

Blair...

Blair

You did... [To Jenny] You, get out of here now, and not just out of this hospital but off this island, go and never come back, cause if you ever set one foot in Manhattan ever again, I'll know and I'll destroy you.