Chuck and Blair in “The Serena Also Rises”

Chuck

Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.

Blair

And you know what you give to everyone, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.

Chuck

Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.

Blair

Nate's only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey. And at least his lame, nineties dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be, a human being.