Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

Chuck!

Lily

Chuck is gone.

Blair

But I need to talk to him. I need to explain.

Lily

Blair whatever you needed him to do, do you really think he would have refused you?

Blair

No. He'd never say no. To anything. I messed up, didn't I?

Blair

Are you upset because... you kissed a guy?

Chuck

I'm upset because I kissed somebody that wasn't you... You really think I've never kissed a guy before?

Blair

Love me?

Chuck

Always.

Blair

Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!

Chuck

Hey Blair.

Nate

Blair..

Chuck

Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?

Blair

Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?

Chuck

...

Blair

Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]

Chuck

The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...

Nate

...Was when Serena left for boarding school.

Chuck

And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.

Nate

What is she and Serena fighting about this time?

Chuck

Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]

Nate

Can you even fight about that?

Blair

You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!

Dorota

But this is pretty romantic thing he's doing. If not going that means never having Mr. Chuck in your life again. Are you prepared to leave like that?

Blair

Yes, but even if I'm not, if you let me go anywhere near 34 street there won't be a miracle but a massacre. Now put on your walking shoes; we're going on a date.

Jenny

Blair, what are you doing here?

Blair

Someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve. That it's me who gets to do it is just the cherry on top.

Jenny

Bring it on. I knew when I sent the blast there would be fall out.

Blair

When're you gonna get it? For three years you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you'll never be a part of it, no matter what you do. This isn't copy cat dressing in Constance, or dumping dairy on your best friends head to prove a point, this is Nate and Serena, that's mythic, you don't mess with that and survive, you're hurting people I love, you're hurting people you love…

Jenny

I wasn't trying to…

Blair

Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa “god knows why”, and Chuck loves me, but you Jenny, no one loves you, except your daddy, and after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore… well I guess you'll find out now…

Dan

Blair, life is giving you signs, and you're ignoring them because you're afraid of the thing they're signalling you to do, but then you think, what if the signs are good for a reason and ignoring them makes me a coward?

Blair

Signs are for the religious, the superstitious and the lower class.

Chuck

Excuse my confusion I didn't expect to see you tonight… or ever again…

Blair

Sorry I was so late

Chuck

I waited

Blair

Dorota went in to labor, she had her baby, I wasn't going to show up, I was resolved not to, every bone try to slow me, every voice in my head screamed don't…

Chuck

but…

Blair

…but I didn't listen, I followed my heart because I love you, I can't deny that our path has been complicated, but in the end love makes everything simple…

Blair

…this night is perfect

Chuck

oh… there's one thing that would make it even better… I'm so sorry, for the pain I cause you, and I know that I can't take it back but I want to make it up to you, even if it takes me the rest of my life… Blair, will you...

Blair

HUMPHREY, what are you doing? Have you lost your mind? What the hell are you doing?

Dan

You, tell her

Blair

Tell me what? What's going on? [Looks at Jenny and Dan and understands] You didn't.

Chuck

Blair...

Blair

You did... [To Jenny] You, get out of here now, and not just out of this hospital but off this island, go and never come back, cause if you ever set one foot in Manhattan ever again, I'll know and I'll destroy you.

Blair

I really need my friend right now. I've been acting like I'm okay, but I'm not. They say it's a broken heart, but... I hurt in my whole body. I mean, what if I stay like this forever? What if I never get over Chuck?.

Serena

You will. You'll see.

Blair

Just because you're dressed poorly doesn't mean you're not Chuck Bass.

Chuck

Why would I wanna be him ?

Blair

You should've told me you got shot.

Chuck

I'm surprised you didn't shoot me yourself.

Blair

I have. Many times. In my dreams. The good ones.. But if you were really hurt, i would wanna know.

Chuck

When I woke up, my ID was gone. Nobody knew who I was, nobody was coming to look for me. I realized that I might be alive but Chuck Bass doesn't have to be.

Blair

Changing your name doesn't change who you are.

Chuck

It's a good start. A chance to live simply, earn people's respect. Maybe become a person someone could love.

Blair

Someone did love you. And you owe it to her and everyone else you are leaving behind not to run away, which is what you're doing. And I don't think that great man you're talking about wanting to be.. is a coward. I think he would face up to what he did.

Chuck

I destroyed the only thing I ever loved.

Blair

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy Blair Waldorf.

Chuck

Your world would be easier if i didn't come back.

Blair

That's true. But it wouldn't be my world without you in it.

Chuck

I know what you did Blair. It was despicable even for you. Do you hate me so much you can't stand to see me happy?

Blair

No!

Chuck

So why did you drive the person I care most about out of town?

Blair

Eva left? Chuck, I never meant to—

Chuck

Make her leave me? Of course you did. I need to know why. Is it possible you still love me?

Blair

How could I still love you after what you did?

Chuck

So you did it just to hurt me. Eva made me into someone I was proud to be. You just brought back my worst self. This means war Blair.

Blair

Chuck.

Chuck

Me versus you. No limits.

Blair

[After finding Chuck at her door] If you're here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.

Chuck

Jenny was right. If we keep going we'll end up dead and I like myself too much to let that to happen. I assume you feel the same way.

Blair

About myself, more. What do you suggest?

Chuck

A truce.

Blair

Why don't you just sky-write the word 'double cross'? It'll be more subtle.

Chuck

Look, we can keep blaming each other for what happened that night or we can admit a harder truth. It was no one's fault. It was fate. Tragedy.

Blair

If Serena hadn't kissed Dan then Nate wouldn't have been at the hospital looking for her. And Jenny wouldn't have come looking for Nate...

Chuck

If Dorota hadn't gone into labor...

Blair

Maybe everything would be different. But it's not.

Chuck

We're holding onto the pain because it's all we have left. But we don't have to. We have a choice.

Blair

[Sighs deeply and extends her hand] Truce? [Chuck takes her hand and after a few seconds she pulls away] You can see yourself out.

Chuck

I know the way.

But it's the true warrior who knows that wars don't end. They simply change. And there can never be peace as long as guns are still loaded and there's plenty of ammunition.

Blair

What are you still doing here, Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.

Chuck

I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.

Blair

Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.

Chuck

Being amicable isn't in our blood. I've realized we're not friends. Friends have to like each other and after what happened tonight, I could never like you.

Blair

I could never like you either, in fact, I hate you.

Chuck

I've never hated anyone more.

Blair

Every nerve ending in my body is electrified by hatred.

Chuck

There is a fiery pit of hate inside me, ready to explode.

Blair

So it's settled, then?

Chuck

We're settled.

I have proof that Serena Van der Woodsen is having an affair with her professor.

Miss Sharp, I am with friends. This is the one night of the year I can try to put everything else out of my mind and enjoy myself.

Blair

[Enters with Nate, Serena and Collin] Dean Reuther, may I please have a moment with you?

Of course you're involved with this Miss Waldorf, I told you and Miss Van der Woodsen to stay off my radar.

Dean Reuther I am not lying.

What's going on?

Nothing that concerns you professor, or concerns anyone for the moment.

Actually it does concern Collin, he was the one in the photos with Serena.

Is that why you resigned your position today?

While it's true that I resigned because of my involvement with a student, it's nobody's business who that student is. All that matters is that the responsibility is mine and I took it, by leaving my post.

That's somewhat admirable, Collin, and while usually it's the professor in the professor student relationship that takes propriety, if that student is under the suspicion of trading sex for grades in the past, I think we might need to examine the situation a little more closely.

Vanessa

Let me get my camera.

[Sticks out the flashdrive] Here, look as close as you like.

Blair

[Takes the flashdrive] Let me help you with that. [Drops it in her glass of champagne] Whoops. You didn't wanna look at those photos anyway because it wasn't Serena in them. It was me.

Serena

Blair, you don't have to do this.

Blair

Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? [To the Dean] So, go ahead, fire Collin. Oh wait, he already quit. So let's just go in and enjoy some jeté. Allegro.

Chuck

[Comes up from behind Blair] If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf's story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to, due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to.

Blair

It's true.

Don't you see? They're all protecting each other.

Vanessa

This is what they always do.

[To Vanessa] I'm sorry. Who are you? [To Juliet] Miss Sharp, the reality is that with no proof I can't tell who is telling the truth.

Yeah, well there was proof! Until Blair drowned it.

Juliet, I don't like tattletales much more than I like young women who use their sexuality to further their academic careers. So if you will please excuse me, I'm going to try my best to to enjoy this performance. Which, hopefully, is a little more graceful than the one I've just seen. Good evening.

Serena

Now it's our turn.

Chuck

You're obsession with Serena has grown tiresome.

Blair

Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur, does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female.

Nate, this isn't me. You know that.

Nate

How would I ever believe anything you say again.

Blair

Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.

Serena

You tried to destroy my friendship with Blair, my reputation, my academic career...

Chuck

You failed every time, and now it's time for you to go.

I'm trying to.

Nate

He's talking about Columbia.

Blair

You don't belong there anyway.

Chuck

If we catch you hanging around there again there will be consequences.

Blair

And we're really good at payback.

Spotted: One ugly duckling exiled. Let's hope she doesn't turn into a black swan.