Gossip Girl · Season 3, Episode 2
“The Freshman” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (2), Chuck Bass (1), Nate Archibald (1), Georgina Sparks (1)
My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.
So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Dan's a writer?
You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
That's a romantic story.
Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.
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