We could never be boring.
You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
“Reversals of Fortune” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Chuck Bass (3), Blair Waldorf (2), Dan Humphrey (2), Gossip Girl (1), Jenny Humphrey (1), Vanessa Abrams (1), Rufus Humphrey (1), Eric van der Woodsen (1)
You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?
I see the cat's out of the bag.
And topless on valentino's yacht.
Thats not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentinos yacht.
What about this one where she's dancing on the table?
Well, thats what you do in Barcelona.
And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of-
That's what you do in St. Tropez!
[On Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your... hundred dollar bills.
Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them.
Is everything ok? What's going on?
Nothing's going on, why?
This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.
I did! I do.
[Chuck looks at her intensely]
I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?
OK. If that's what you want.
Is that what you want?
I want you to be happy. However, that's achieved.
They are a bunch of friends, in which Serena, who slept with Dan, who was sleeping with Vanessa, who slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair, who slept with Nate who slept with Serena.
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