Cyrus quotes from Gossip Girl

Cyrus

Ah, the mythical Serena.

Cyrus

Blair I would love to fill this whole penthouse with peonies for your birthday but will you allow me to purchase them from somewhere else, it's the principle of the thing!

Blair

I prefer to get my own peonies from my own florist, but thank you so much.

Blair

[to Cyrus] My mother's coming to my party.

Eleanor

What? You never want me at your parties.

Blair

This year's different! I'm 18 and it's a grown-up party. I emailed Dorota a new guest list. Parents are invited.

Cyrus

I'll return the tickets ...

Eleanor

Nonsense. Blair and I will celebrate her birthday on her REAL birthday next week. WE are going to see Cyndi Lauper!

Cyrus

[Officiating the wedding ceremony] Do you, Chuck take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Chuck

Three words, eight letters.

Cyrus

Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Blair

One word, three letters. Yes!

Cyrus

Then, by the power vested in me by the great state of New York, I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride!