You don't even talk to her. Why do you care how she does?
BlairNelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!
And they say you've lost your edge...
Blair
Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair
Because it's Nelly Yuki! [Serena laughs] Ew, gross, incoming Chuck. You coming?
No, I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair
Performance anxiety? [grins at Serena]
Blair
What happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
[Serena starts crying] I can't.
Blair
Of course you can.
[sobbing] No, no, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair
I'm not anyone. I'm me, you can tell me anything.
[sobbing] No I can't, because then you'll be a part of this and I can't let you be a part of this.
Blair
What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me.
[Serena sobbing]
Blair
Hey, hey, hey, we're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing that you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.
[Serena still crying tries not to answer the question]
Blair
What is it?
[Serena stops crying and stares at Blair. Blair is staring back at Serena shocked as ever]
Blair
My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes.
I came to tell you in person. You win.
Blair
Oh, sweetie, we just started to play.
No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them - all of it.
Blair
Just like that, you wave the white flag.
I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect of my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.
Blair
I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.
Blair
[sighs] Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.
Blair
[sarcastically] Hope you don't expect a hug.
I don't expect anything anymore.
Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Blair
We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
She's right, Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair
Yeah. [points back at Chuck] I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
[Blair looks back at Chuck waiting for him to say something to comfort Serena]
Blair
You can tell us anything. [Serena shakes her head] We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
[Serena looks at Blair, Nate and Chuck]
If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
Well, something happened the night of the Shepards' wedding.
Blair
I think we're all aware of what happened that night.
No, something else. Something I've tried to escape but Georgina won't let me. And now she's blackmailing me.
[shocked] Blackmailing you?
Well, it started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink. She told us to get some air, go outside, sober up.
[FLASHBACK - In the bar with Nate at the Shepards' Wedding]
If the happy couple didn't want the cashier for the premium bar, they should have made it BYOB.
[PRESENT]
Instead, we ended up in the bar and I opened that bottle of champagne and we... well...
Blair
We can skip that part, okay?
Go ahead, I'll fill her in later.
I left in a hurry. I felt so terrible, so guilty for what I'd just done. I just... I had to get out of there.
[FLASHBACK - Serena calling for a cab]
[to the cab driver] East Hill Hotel, please.
[PRESENT]
Georgina and I had plans to meet up after, so I headed straight to her... little did I know, she had a surprise waiting for me.
[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]
Blair
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair
And you were on the floor.
I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair
Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair
Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair
Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair
Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair
Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
Blair
There, there Georgie. It's going to be okay.
GSGeorgina's Mom
No. This time it won't.
Blair
Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.
That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.
Blair
When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.
You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
Blair
Best man speech going that well?
There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Blair
Not a dry eye there either.
Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Blair
Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. [Fixes Chuck's bowtie.]
Except you, save me a dance? [Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said]
Blair
Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. [Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him] Ha, break a leg [sarcastically]
Blair
That was quite a speech. All your hard work must've paid off.
That wasn't what I wrote. [They begin to dance] I was inspired in the moment...Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.
Blair
You mean like blogging to Gossip girl about our sex life and comparing me to your dad's sweaty, old horse?
Chuck What's your point?
Blair
What's yours?
You don't belong with Nate, never have, never will.
Blair
You don't belong with anyone. [They kiss.]
Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair
Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Now you do. That's all that matters.
Blair
What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair
You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair
A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn't ask for a better rebound!
Blair
Is something wrong?
JJames
You're just using me to make that guy jealous.
Blair
I ...
JJames
It's no wonder you hate Charade. It hits too close to home.
Blair
Chuck is an awful person. He does terrible things. He uses people
JJames
And you think you're any different? I can't believe I've been so stupid. I bet you don't even like me at all.
Blair
Not really. I mean... you're kinda boring.
JJames
Am I? Or are you just too interested in yourself to get to know me? You two deserve each other.
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