Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.

Blair

She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!

Blair

He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.

Blair

I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?

Blair

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Blair

[to Chuck] I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You're the only one that didn't. All I wanted to do is just be there but today when you called me your wife, made it sound like the ugliest word in the world.

Blair

When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs friends.

Blair

Ladies, you can get your tiny brains to rest. Once again the world has proven - anything you can do, I can do better.

Blair

Do you know how exhausting is being Blair Waldorf in the past 18 years? All the work, all the planning?

Blair

I realized that while we can't tear out a single page of our life, we can throw the whole book in the fire.

Blair

Nate was so nice. Being around him wasn't hard, it didn't hurt.. until now. I MISS MY FRIEND, NATE.

Blair

If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.

Blair

Gossip Girl can be right about you all she wants. But I won't let her be right about me, I will not be weak any more. You can't run. You have to stay here, and hear it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you soo much, it consumes me. I love you. And I know you love me too. Tell me you love me, and everything we've done, all the gossip, and the lies, and the hurt, will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.

Blair

[to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!

Blair

We all try on old clothes, from time to time, may be surprised when they still fit, but that doesn't mean we should wear them again… EVER.