Sir, girls smell better than ham. And when they're dancing and bouncing around, you can't help but watch them.
S3 E8Hold On to Sixteen
I got like tingles where it's only 50/50 for tingling
What is your problem with me anyway? Ever since I got here you've given me nothing but crap.
Honestly dude, I was kinda jealous. I felt threatened. Your talent kinda freaked me out, made me question whether or not I'm good enough.
Oh my God, it's the Gerber Baby.
[During the performance.]
Oh my God, she's good.
Oh, this is torture. I should be singing that song!
We got this. [holds out his fist]
Yeah we do. [pounds Finn's fist]
MCMike Chang Sr.
This is your path, son, so you must follow it, and make us proud. And your mother and I, we will help you follow it however we can. Apply to dance schools, the best ones.
Well, my suspension is officially over. It'll still be on my transcript, though. I'm just hoping that the admissions department at NYADA see it as a sign of my artistic, rebellious attitude.
Good luck with that.
Are you going to go tell Figgins about Shelby? Because I still think it's a really terrible idea.
I came here to talk to you, actually. To tell you I'm not going to tell.
Why?
Because I love Beth, and I don't want to ruin her life. I wanted to thank you actually.
For what?
For keeping me from doing something stupid. Something I would have regretted my entire life.
[nods and ducks her head shyly then looks up]...We're kind of friends huh?
Kind of. What do you think about Yale?
Oh no no. I had my sights set on NYADA.
No, for me. I'm not the singer that you and Kurt are but Yale has an amazing drama program and I really do like to perform.
Yeah!
I certainly would nail all the parts where the girl has to cry.
[laughs] No I think it's a great idea! I'm especially since you won't have me to compete with. ...You're a lot better than you know.
Well..I'll see you at glee club.
Wait, w-where are you going?
There's a couple people I need to talk to.
Ok well, I don't know if you need help with your Yale application..
Not with the Yale application but um, there is something you could do for me.
Look, I know I went a little crazy.
[Santana and Mercedes nod in agreement.]
But I'm here now. I'm 17. I have the rest of my life ahead of me. I love glee club, I love you girls, and when we're 27, or 87 I want us to be able to look back on these next couple of months and talk about how it was the best time of our lives.
S3 E9Extraordinary Merry Christmas
Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!
When in doubt, go with socks!
A wok is always good!
What about soil?
I agree with Artie about the socks.
PPuck
See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.
[putting on lotion and eavesdropping]
[Flashback ends]
Who told you this? Kurt?
No!
[walking by] Yes.
[gasps]
Like the song says all I want for Christmas is you.
Aww. All I want for Christmas is you too...and 5 things on that list. [kisses Finn] I love you. [walks away]
Holy crap, I'm dating Kim Kardashian.
Wheels, Porcelain, Other Gay. The yuletide season is upon us, and everyone knows that Christmas is a time for forgiveness. So I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook one mash-up at a time.
Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.
Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.
Jesus?
[weird look]
[to Kurt] No.
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