Just wait, look what happened to me.
S3 E5The First Time
Before we do this, I just need to know. Why now?
I also think you should wait. Speaking from experience Finn's terrible in bed.
That's terrible to say, Santana.
What? If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds, she should at least know the truth. Look, it was like being smothered by a sweaty, out of breath sack of potatoes that somebody soaked in body spray.
I lost my virginity at cheerleading camp. He just climbed into my tent. Alien invasion.
[to Kurt] Don't you want to experience everything in life that you can?
I guess I don't have a dad anymore.
Karofsky I feel accepted.
[drunk] I just want to live here and-and make art and help people.
You're helping people make fires with your breath!
Tony and Maria were soulmates. Against all odds they found each other. I know what that's like. You do, too.
I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care!
Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.
When you're in a chair, it's hard to… ever feel like you've grown up. Everyone's always doing stuff for you. They get freaked out about saying the wrong thing. So, they coddle you. Sometimes, it's hard to ever picture a life of being totally self-sufficient. But directing you guys… the way you trusted me, the way you looked at me, and listened to me. It's the first time in my life that I've ever felt like a grown man. It's the greatest gift you could give a guy, so… so thank you guys. For the flowers and for everything.
S3 E6Mash Off
PPuck
I know I'm supposed to learning about grammars and stuff, but all I can think about is what color underwear Ms. C is wearing and if she knows how to dance.
Okay, you know what Santana? Finn is in great shape and your meanness only highlights your own insecurities.
Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator.
Is this what having a stroke feels like? Because I like it...
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