Sebastian quotes from Glee

Sebastian

I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.

Kurt

I don't like you.

Sebastian

Fun. I don't like you either.

Kurt

I don't like the way you talk to my boyfriend, I don't like your smirky little meerkat face, I don't like your obnoxious CW hair. I'm on to you.

Sebastian

Let's get a few things straight, Blaine's too good for you, New Directions is a joke, and one of us has a hard luck case of the 'Gay Face' and it ain't me. Odds are by the end of the school year, i'll have Blaine and a Nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron and that gay face.

Kurt

You smell like Craigslist.

Sebastian

Well well well, if it isn't a young Barbra Streisand and an old Betty White. Where's Gay Cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?

Kurt

We can't come here anymore.

Sebastian

[to Rachel] I brought an engagement gift for you. [hands Rachel an envelope]

Rachel

[opens the envelope, takes out a picture of Finn and gapes in shock] Oh my God! [covers Finn's privates in the picture] That thing is photoshopped! His thing is not that small, or brown!

Kurt

And he could never fit into those pumps.

Sebastian

Just think, from now until eternity, every time someone Googles 'Finn Hudson', they'll be treated to that. And dozens just like it. That's the beauty of the internet. It stays with us forever.

Rachel

What do you want, Sebastian?

Sebastian

I want a guaranteed Regionals win so I want you to drop out. McKinley gets home court advantage this year, and you're gonna come down with Asian bird-flu, or whatever Tina Blowhen-Wang just had.

Rachel

But that is show choir terrorism.

Kurt

You give a bad name to the entire gay community.

Sebastian

And you give the gay community cutting-edge fashions usually only seen on Puerto-Rican Pride floats.

Kurt

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your giant horse teeth.

Sebastian

You have 24 hours to drop out, Rachel, or I press the 'upload' button. [walks away]