How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation or something.
S2 E4Duets
[To Mercedes] Uhm, I'm sorry? Have you been to Breadstix? They are legally forbidden to stop bringing you bread-sticks. One time I bought a wheelbarrow and when the manager tried to stop me from filling it up I called the corporate office and got her fired.
We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.
I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Yeah. But I still like you.
I don't wanna do it.
We're duets partners. You have to sing!
I don't even know if I can sing! Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine.
But there was salad, my mom had salad last night!
My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!
Heeeeeeere...we go.
We should go to Asian couples therapy.
Why does it have to be Asian!
Aren't duets supposed to be like, between a girl and guy?
Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest.
Who?
Make'em Laugh? Singing in the Rain?
[looks confused] Sorry.
1952? Nothing? Okay, maybe you are straight.
You can't do this to him.
You're overreacting.
If he sings with you, you're painting a bull's eye on his back.
Once again your closeted homophobia seeps in the surface on the contents of a cracked cesspool.
Don't give me that. I know I shouldn't have used that word in your basement but it's not like you were innocent. I really like you Kurt. But the fact of the matter is, the way you were all over me last year - if I did that to a girl, she'd take out a restraining order.
You have issues with me being gay, I get it.
No, actually, I don't. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that no means no.
I just want to sing with him.
I didn't realize you had a problem with gay dudes.
I don't have a problem with gay dudes. Everyone else does, and we're living in their world. And in their world, you singing a duet with Kurt is a death sentence.
Well, I gave him my word. In my world, that's that.
Dad, you have no idea what it's like. I'm the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. Why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? Why can't I slow-dance at my prom?
Come here. You think I don't want those things for you? I do. You know, until you find somebody as open and as brave as you, you're just gonna have to get used to go in it alone.
Only the most talented member of Glee club - myself. When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
And just so you know I already bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes here. You know why? Cause we be going
SMSantana & Mercedes
To Breadstix.
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