You do know that song was meant? to be sung by a woman, right?
Yes, I'm aware.
S2 E21Funeral
Usually at this point, the reality show would go to commercial and we would take a five minute break to regroup and get touch ups done on our make-up so I'm going to hit the little boys room. [puts a hand on Mr. Schuester's shoulder] You're doing a great job, though. I really think you should comment more. Don't be shy!
In the choir room:
Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks.
No need to warm up, Rachel. I'm about to go wrap this thing up like a Christmas present.
Not too lazy to come up there and let you taste my fist!
Rachel, in your head, are you singing to anyone in particular?
Not really.
[looks disappointed] Oh.
[after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]
"I miss my sister. Every night at 10 or so, she used to call me on the phone, and when I asked her why...she'd tell me her body told her...she wanted to hear my voice." [begins to cry]
[gets up and takes Sue's paper] Here, I'll read it. [begins to read] "I miss my sister. The smell of her shampoo. The way she could always convince me to read her another book. When you love some like I loved her they're a part of you it's like you're attached by this invisible tether and no matter how far away you are you can always feel them and now every time I reach for that tether I know there's no one on the other end and I feel like I'm falling into nothingness and then I remember Jean. I remember a life lead with no enemies, no resentments, no regrets and I'm inspired to get up out of bed and go on. I miss my sister so much it feels like piece of me has been ripped off. Just one more time I want to hold her. Just ten more seconds-- is that too much to ask? For ten more seconds to hold her? But I can't and I won't and the only thing keeping me from being swallowed whole by sadness is that Jean would kill me if I did. So for now I'm just going to miss her. I love you, Jeannie. Rest in peace.”
[The glee club begins to get up and perform.]
This was Jean's favorite song.
[turns on a television]
[Music begins to play.]
Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three.
[Crying] Don't you feel anything anymore? This is real. This is happening.
[Tear rolls down her cheek] Are you happy now? Is this me feeling enough for you?
I-I'm sorry, I still love yo-
Just don't touch me!
That's sweet. You remember the masculine click of my designer boots
Do you want to know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a number? They use them as a prop. Like Weekend at Bernie's.
How do you get that raspiness?
So nice. I smoke cigars.
S2 E22New York
I made it.
With the New Directions:
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