They must have sensed I was a lesbian. They must have. Do I smell like a golf course?
S2 E20Prom Queen
You are seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture.
Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.
[Dave has just dropped Kurt off for french, they pause outside the class room]
Have you noticed no-one has said boo to me this week?
(smiles) That's cause Bully-whips are protecting you.
Maybe. But maybe no-one has been harassing me because nobody cares.
Your dreaming
Okay. I'm saying that everyone in the school is ready to embrace the gay. But maybe as least they have evolved enough to be different.
[pauses and looks at Dave]
I see how miserable you are Dave. I could just hate you when you were bullying me but now all i see is your pain. (whispers) And you don't have to torture yourself this.
[Dave sniffs, upset]
I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can.
[the bell rings]
(noticing Dave starting to cry) What's wrong?
I'm so freaking sorry, Kurt. I'm just so sorry for what i did to you.
I know. I know.
(noticing a girl walking by) Cool. Thanks. Remember... you wait for me here, alright?
S2 E21Funeral
How do we know he's not gonna trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins?
I don't think I need to do much tricking to make you do something stupid, Finn.
Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully".
Yeah, killed us. We lost.
Finn, I think it's the best if you sit this one out. Fact is that most the other guys here are better singers and Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance. You kind of? sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
[to Terri Schuester] Honey Badger , I am lactating with rage!
HHoward
Do I get a super villain nickname?
Your nickname is Panda Express.
HHoward
But I'm not Chinese.
Neither is the food at Panda Express.
Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.
I took a class at UCLA in judging for reality-TV shows, so I'm totally ready to give feedback that's both blistering and unhelpful.
I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Oh, is that so? Well I happen to have some feedback for you!
Thank you, Santana.
I'm about to go all Lima Heights on you.
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