All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.
S2 E20Prom Queen
PPuck
So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?
Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence.
[While listening to Artie sing "Isn't she lovely" to Brittany] I thought this song was about a baby.
[Singing] Isn't she pretty? [Sam, Puck, Finn and Mike enter playing guitars and drums]
Ooooh My God!!
Dude, that rocks! It's, like, gay Braveheart.
They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.
Hey, Jesse. What'd you order, scrambled eggs? I mean, I know you usually like them served on people's heads.
Quinn, you look stunning. The ghost of Grace Kelly. Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. I'd be more than happy to cut in.
Isn't it great that prom is so inclusive this year?
Someone for everyone.
[looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
[pushes Jesse off Rachel] Hey! Dude, keep it PG.
Dude, it's none of YB, your business.
Well this is my school so it is my business.
Well, this isn't your girlfriend so beat it, MJ.
[They push each other. Quinn and Rachel try to stop them, Finn punches Jesse]
So they did by secret ballot! I'm one big anonymous practical joke.
With Rachel and Quinn:
[goes after Quinn] Quinn, you need to calm down.
This is your fault! Nobody would vote for me because they knew he would rather be with you.
That's not true.
[slaps Rachel across the cheek]
[gasps and touches her cheek]
[whispers] I'm so sorry.
With Santana and Brittany:
[crying] How could my running mate win and I didn't? I mean, just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Can't I just have one night when I'm queen?
Kurt; I'm not going back in there.
Where I'm accepted?
No way.
There's no way I'm staying here. I'm going to transfer.
As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.
(to Blaine) I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have.
With Rachel and Quinn:
[checking her cheek] Most girls would be upset about getting slapped in the face, but…I happen to appreciate the drama of it. [gets a paper towel]
[leans against the sink] I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don't have to be terrified all of the time.
What are you so scared of? [offers a paper towel to Quinn]
[takes the paper towel] The future. When all this is gone.
Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. You're the prettiest girl I've met Quinn but...you're a lot more than that.
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