I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.
S2 E18Born This Way
S2 E19Rumours
Hey.
Why are you talking to me?
Can't I say hello?
I guess, it's just, Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.
Hey, you got a lot of nerve accusing me of cheating when you're the one who snuck in and stole my girl!
God, Brittany, why are you so stupid?
[shocked and begins to cry] You were the only person in school who didn't call me that.
I'm so sad, like a sad little panda.
My private feelings.
[looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?
He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.
[to Rachel] Oh, how I've missed your insanity.
They weren't speaking to each other. Not even pass the non-dairy creamer.
[to Lord Tubington] Just because we're doing this interview together doesn't I'm not still mad at you. I know you started smoking again.
S2 E20Prom Queen
It's not like I'm getting married.
Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.
I'm just going to dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So, your dates are really my dates.
I look like a lemon meringue pie.
I think you look delicious.
I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan-- Santana.
When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
It's good to see you again, Rachel.
Jesse... what are you doing here?
I mean, how I was supposed to know that I was actually supposed to show to those other classes in school? I was majoring in show choir. I just assumed it would be like in Carmel and the school would get some Asian kid to take Math, English and scientific for me.
That's awful.
I came back to see you, Rachel. What I did to you... It's my one great regret.
Yeah... It was kinda weird. One day you're telling me you loved me, and you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next.
I know, I know. I traded love for a fourth consecutive National championship. It was a bum deal. For a first maybe but for a fourth, no way. I've come to make amends. So... What are you doing for prom?
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