Please. I've had mono so many times I've turned into stereo.
S2 E12Silly Love Songs
[goes to comfort Tina]
[crying harder and turns to Mike] Everyday is Valentine's Day when I'm with you. I'm so overcome with love. I love you, Mike Chang.
Okay, wow. That was powerful...almost too powerful. [goes to Mike and Tina]
So how about we stop talking about tonguing and Finn and I head down to the nurse?
You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]
The first time I cheated, I got pregnant. The second time I did it, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
She's prettier than me.
Would you stop? You're beautiful.
I'm just so confused in my head right now.
Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.
S2 E13Comeback
[in her journal] Goodbye cruel world. Yes, losers. I'm committing Sue-icide.
Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks.
I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.
My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.
Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.
Get use to this abuse, Glee kids! I got nothing but time. Nothing but time.
Sue should join the Glee club.
Wait, what?
No, rather be dead.
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