I agree with SpongeHair SquareChin. It's a stupid idea!
S2 E13Comeback
Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
I got cold.
I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever told me how to read a calendar.
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
Who can tell us what an anthem is?
The bottom of an ant's pant.
You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right?
(after Rachel demands her money back) My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.
PPuck
[about Sam dressed like Justin Bieber] That haircut makes your mouth look even bigger.
Shh. Let her speak.
[after Sam sang Baby] I gotta get that girl on my Cheerios.
[stops kissing Tina] Are you playing Angry Birds?
[after seeing the guys walk in looking like Justin Bieber] Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?
Hey, where's the hate?
Not the point of glee club, Sue.
Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. But make no mistake. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork.
Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he can't mess with Sam Evans. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python.
I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.
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