Glee Season 2 quotes

Rachel

This Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you.

Rachel

I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel

Whether it's heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Sue

See people, I hate Christmas but I love presents.

Finn

Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.

Will

You know what you are Sue? You're a grinch.

Quinn

I can't believe I'm doing this. I look horrible with short hair.

Tina

Shut up. With your bone structure, you could totally pull off a Rosemary's Baby look. I'm going to look like Jackie Chan.

Will

You can't do that.

Santana

It's okay. Most of this isn't mine anyway.

Brittany

I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

She put husky to good use.

Brittany

Was her name Rickki Lake?

Becky

Christmas came anyway, Coach. It's beautiful.

Sue

It is.

Finn

So how much did we raise?

$210 bucks and that's after my cut.

Finn

(frowns)

I'm kidding.

Rachel

Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas alone.

Will

Yes Rachel, I am.

Rachel

Well I know how painful being alone can be so if you want you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese food and watch the Main Event.

Will

Well thanks Rachel but I think I'm going to pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.

Tina

Artie.

Artie

(standing up with machines supporting his legs and his hands gripping on canes)

Brittany

(gasps in shock)

Artie

It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time but...check me out. (slowly takes a few steps then stops)

Quinn

Where did you get it?

Brittany

(wheeling Artie to her living room) (voiceover) We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.