Artie Abrams quotes from Glee

Will

I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.

Tina

Wait, this is crazy.

Artie

Glee club is your life.

Finn

The theme is 'Foreigner.' We're going to sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the world's nations.

Artie

Wait, seriously? That's your idea?

Artie

This is bad. Never in the history of show choir competitions has anyone ever fainted.

Sam

We got the juice. We got the juice.

Marley

No, I'm okay.

Kitty

Drink the damn juice!

Finn

Marley are you okay? What happened?

Jake

She hasn't been eating. She's skipping lunch.

Santana

Is that because you've been telling her too? You're trying to turn her into a damn rexy?

Kitty

What? No. Why would I- why would I want that?

Santana

Because you're a crazy evil bitch.

Will

Hey Marley, are you alright?

Finn

The nurse is on the way, Mr. Schue.

Will

Santana, Puck, you stay here with Marley. The rest of you guys get back up there. Leaving the stage mid-competition for any reason is risking immediate disqualification.

Finn

What?! That-That's a Rule?

Sue

Yeah, it's a rule. One of the bylaws actually. As all of you were spiraling into a self-created k-hole of crazy, the judges, by unanimous vote have declared the Warblers victorious. Hey, congratulations Finn Hudson. For the first time in its charmed yet pitiful existence, the New Directions has lost Sectionals. But here's the good news, Christmas came early for one Sue Sylvester.

Sam

I'm sorry we let him down.

Let who down? Finn?

Blaine

We just really wanted to win this one for him and for you.

Ryder

We had a plan that we were gonna call you up on stage and give you the trophy to keep.

Kitty

It's not right.

Jake

This is not how the story is supposed to end.

You're right. Oh, it would have burned Finn to have lost to those guys. All we would have heard for months was how the judges had robbed you or how you were so much better than them.

Burt

Yeah, but then he would have stood up, and he would have told you that even though most of you had never been in a show choir before this year. You still stood tall against the best of the best. And you know what, even though Finn didn't have the best voice of the best rhythm or the best throwing arm, he always brought out the best in himself and in others, and the great thing about him is he always managed to find a way to feel like he'd won.

I was really proud of you guys up there. Hearing those songs was so healing for me and who know I saw how much he meant to you. So win or lose, Finn lives in you guys.

Will

Okay guys, let's put this trophy where it belongs.

Artie

A 2nd Place showing is superior to when Finn decided to make out with Rachel on stage, and we ended up in 12th.

Becky

Principal Sue wants to see you Schuester.

Will

Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.

Artie

What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.

Will

Artie, you don't know that.

Santana

Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.

Brittany

Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".

A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.

Tina

[Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.

Finn

Wait, who says it's going to be over?

Mercedes

Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?

She has a point.

Rachel

Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face]

Rachel

[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.

In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.

Tina

I had a stutter.

Mercedes

I was a closeted diva.

Quinn

I used to be captain of the Cheerios.

Mike

I was afraid to dance outside my room.

Santana

I hated everyone in this club.

Brittany

So did I.

Kurt

I wasn't honest about who I was.

I was tossing guys into dumpsters.

Artie

I had never kissed a girl before

Rachel

And I was getting slushied.

Finn

I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.

Rachel

We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Mercedes

And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.

Will

If this is only about winning for you guys, then I owe you all an apology, because I've failed you. And we should just all go home, because it means we've already lost. Besides, we have got something that the other groups don't.

Artie

What?

Will

Finn's dancing. (Laughter).

Santana

[about anti-prom] Ok how is everyone 'welcome' when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay winklevii twins?

Rachel

Actually Santana, we've invited most of McKinley's underclassmen.

Rachel

I wanted to invite you to our anti-prom party.

Becky

Who's going?

Rachel

Me, Kurt...

Becky

Boring, who else?

Rachel

Well, we just came up with the idea.

Becky

I'll think about it

I'm in

Artie

But what about your tradition of spiking coach Sylvester's punch bowl? I almost lost my teeth for it last time.

It's impossible. Plus it's a bummer always failing--at everything.

Santana

Can we just talk about what this really is? Rachel Berry isn't getting her way, so she's punishing the rest of us.

Rachel

Santana, that's not the case at all.

Santana

Stop acting like you're fine and start dealing with your crap. Look, you choked at your big audition. I get it. I'm sorry, but it happens. And I understand that you are pissed off at the universe, but imploding on one of the last nights that we have to spend together because, basically, your just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. So have fun at your "I'm a victim" party, acting like you're not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell, because me, I'm going to go to my senior prom with my girlfriend and my friends.