Sue Sylvester quotes from Glee

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[to Terri Schuester] Honey Badger , I am lactating with rage!

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Wheels, Porcelain, Other Gay. The yuletide season is upon us, and everyone knows that Christmas is a time for forgiveness. So I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook one mash-up at a time.

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[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.

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Today is the day we honor St. Valentine, a man publicly beheaded for defying his government by exchanging candies and chocolates to nonsensically render the objects of our affection more fat and less attractive.

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At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.

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America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

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[about Finn] He was such a good guy. I'll never get to tell him. There's no less here. There's no happy ending. There's just nothing. He's just gone. He would have made an excellent teacher.

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Before Katy versus Gaga it was Jackie versus Marilyn, Betty versus Veronica. Mary Todd Lincoln versus Martha Washington. Why must we always choose between female pop archetypes? Why can't we just be them all!?

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[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.

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I hate you both.

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(to Coach Beiste) You will be happy to know that McKinley High is now a fully gender-fluld high school.

Sue Sylvester

Geraldo Rivera, this is an OUTRAGE! Th-this is slander! These are all lies orchestrated by one Will Schuester! JUDAS!

Sue

If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

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[to Will] I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou!

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[Announcing] From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!