Quinn Fabray quotes from Glee

Quinn

I can't believe you told your mom; I mean, what if she tells my mom?

Finn

No, she won't.

Quinn

How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?

Finn

She's not gonna tell anyone.

Quinn

You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you're dumb.

Finn

N-no.

Quinn

No, no, you're wrong; I'm right!

Finn

She doesn't talk to other moms!

Quinn

I'm right

You [points to Finn] Get out of my house.

Quinn

Daddy – can't we talk about this? Finn is a good guy...he loves me.

You, too.

Finn

What? You can't do that; she didn't do anything wrong! Please, Mrs. Fabray…

Quinn

Don't bother, Finn. If she wanted to do something, she would've done when she found out that I was pregnant.

You knew?

I – no, she didn't tell me anything.

Quinn

But you knew. And I needed you. I needed my mom! And you were so scared about what he would do, if he found out that I was pregnant. So you just pushed it aside, like we do with every other bad feeling in this house. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...

No, do not turn this on us! You are the disappointment here!

Quinn

Why? Because I'm not a little girl anymore? Because I made a mistake?

Who are you? I don't recognize you at all.

Quinn

I'm your daughter who loves you. And I know this must be really hard for you, but I just need my daddy to hold me, and tell me it's gonna be okay.

Quinn

The Cheerios' photo's tomorrow; I want back on that squad.

Sue

Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, throwing away any chance she ever had in life.

Will

Hey, come on, come on. Get off him! Knock it off! Get off! Get off! Hey.

Finn

[to Puck] TELL THE TRUTH!

Punk just walked in and sucker punched me.

Finn

Don’t play dumb– you’re too freaking dumb to play dumb!

Will

Come on!

Quinn

Who told you this, Finn?

Kurt

Obviously, it was Rachel.

Rachel

What? I didn't do anything.

Finn

Yeah, it was Rachel, but I want to hear it from you. I want to hear it from both of you.

Will

Finn, just calm down.

Finn

NO! THEY'RE BOTH LYING TO ME! [to Quinn] Is it true? Just tell me– is it true?

Quinn

[begins to cry] Yes. Puck is the father.

Finn

So, all… All that stuff in the hot tub… You just made that up?

You were stupid enough to buy it.

Will

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Quinn

[sobbing] I am so sorry.

Finn

Screw this. I’m done with you. I’m done with… I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU! [kicks a chair and leaves the room while Quinn tearfully looks on]

You're wrong. It's a really good name. It's a rockstar name.

Quinn

You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? She's a girl.

Okay, fine – whatever. Jackie Danielle.

Finn

This so isn't you.

Tina

I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.

Will

Tina, are there any other looks you can try?

Santana

Biker chick?

Finn

Cowgirl?

Mercedes

Hoodrat.

Quinn

Computer programmer?

Brittany

Cross-country skier.

Catholic schoolgirl?

Brittany

Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.

Wait, where's Rachel? I mean, I only noticed because, like, five minutes have gone by without her saying something totally obnoxious.

Mercedes

Rachel got some intense news yesterday.

Quinn

We were spying on Vocal Adrenaline when-

Will

Guys! It's not right to spy...but what did you find out?

Mercedes

Okay, y'all ready? Ms. Corcoran, the Vocal Adrenaline coach... she's Rachel's mom.

Will

Are you serious?

We're screwed. Rachel's going to jump ship for Vocal Adrenaline.

Santana

Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?

Will

If we lose to Vocal Adrenaline at regionals, none of us are gonna regret it. We will have given it our best shot and we won't look back. But we will regret letting them get the best of us before the competition, which is why we need to hit them back just like they hit us.

Quinn

So you want us to T.P their choir room?

Will

Whatever the better, cooler version of that is, like, uh- maybe... maybe we should steal their school statue.

Kurt

Their school statue is a giant bronze of a great white shark eating a seal pup. It weighs three tons.

Will

Today, I want to talk to you about regrets. Who has some?

Rachel

Giving my heart to Jesse, just to have it crushed like the stage floor at a performance of Stomp.

Quinn

Thinking 'trust me' was a sensible birth control option.

Jacob

How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?

Quinn

Well, I'm happy to be back and ready to start fresh. And.. I'm a lot less hormonal, so there's not really any more crying.

Jacob

[noticing Santana's boob job] How was YOUR summer?

Santana

My eyes are up here, Jewfro. And it was uneventful.

Brittany

People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.

Santana

You did this to me! You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery!

Quinn

You have surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a BOOB JOB.

Santana

Yup. Sure did. [slaps Quinn across face]

Quinn

You can't hit me!

Santana

Oh, sure I can. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Slut.

Brittany

Stop the violence.

Will

Hey! Hey! Hey! [holding Quinn and Santana apart] What is this? What happened to being a family?

Santana

Oh, please! She has a family! She's a mother!

Quinn

[Will holds her back] Walk away and tight up your pony before you get to class!

Mercedes

I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here.

Quinn

I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.

Santana

Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard-baby?

Brittany

Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

Finn

You got a problem with Jesus?

Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given. I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick.

Kurt

Thank you Mercedes. Your voice is stunning but I don't believe in God... You've all professed your beliefs, I'm just stating mine. I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn't he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it's something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don't want a heavenly father, I want my real one back.

Mercedes

Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? I mean, you can't prove that there's no God.

Kurt

You can't prove that there isn't a magic tea pot floating around on the dark side of the moon, with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?

Brittany

Is God an evil dwarf?

Quinn

We shouldn't be talking like this. It's not right.

Kurt

I'm sorry Quinn. But all you can believe whatever you want to, but I can't believe something I don't. I appreciate your thought, but I don't want?your prayers.

Mercedes

Okay, do I even have to say it?

Sam

That was rude.

Tina

Like really rude.

Quinn

I seriously wanted to punch both of you.