A character in Gin Tama
Voiced by Rie Kugimiya
Gin Tama · 485 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Gin Tama: in 128 of its 485 quotes
Most scenes with: Gintoki (89), Shinpachi (74), Hijikata (11)
KaguraPanty thieves are every woman's enemy! I'm willing to lend you my strength for this cause, Boss [Otae]!
[in her usual gentle tone.] Oh my, Kagura-chan. [back to the deep, vengeful tone.] Well said. Come on, let's drink to celebrate this sisterly relationship.
Kagura[also with a deeper voice.] Okay.
W-wait! You'll end up killing somebody!
Couldn't you think of her brother, who's seen so much of his sister's underwear that he's grown desensitized to it? Kind of like a romantic scene that causes constipation when you watch a drama with your family.
KaguraAnd thus, a kid climbs the mountain towards maturity.
You! Stop jumping to conclusions!
Seeing your sister's panties is no big deal. Hijikata-san once caught his dad wearing a bra.
I see. The impact from that incident was what made him "cross the street".
No it wasn't!
[suddenly, Otae interrupts them all with a horizontal naginata slash.]
[furiously] I'm staking my life for my panties! If you got enough time to talk, you got time to work too, lazy-asses!
[frightened] Uh... yes!
KaguraSister, you're sooo cool!
Maybe he's not coming today? No, not just today. Maybe never...
It's okay. He will come.
What basis do you have to affirm that?
KaguraThere's some very precious panties out there just waiting to be snatched away! There's no way a panty thief would let this opportunity slide!
But that's just too obvious. The more you look into it, it still looks like a trap!
Shin-chan... When a thief gets into scrapes to get what he wants, he can be even more daring.
Why are you giving the thief a personality? What if he's a coward?
Does it matter who it is? We'll just catch someone nearby, pass him off and it's done.
If all of us tell the same story, no one will know it.
What do you mean, "someone nearby"? And "if we tell the same story"?!
Oi, oi, stop screaming. If the thief listens to you, all our effort will go down the drain.
Well, guess what, you may get lost, what with all this heat!
What the hell did you say, jackass? [grabs Shinpachi violently] You want me to help with your contact lenses?
[gets pushed back by the ruckus, then starts hitting Shinpachi on the head with the butt of her naginata] Stop this, you two!
I'm supposed to be the guy wearing glasses in this anime!!!
You think they need help?
I can guess how this fight will end. They'll just continue until someone can go no further.
KaguraMy fist is getting furious, too!!! Someone better feed it blood!!!
[the fight soon involves them as well.]
C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. [sighs] I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then--
[off-screen] Shut up, loser!
[off-screen] Shut up, deadbeat!
Kagura[off-screen] Shut up, Hanarari-kun!
[off-screen] Shut up, Miso bun!
[off-screen] Shut up, gorilla.
[crying like a girl] I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of he heat! [normally] Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.
Kagura[still fighting] I want an azuki ice cream!
[still fighting] To me, something like coffee ice cream!
[still fighting] Bargain Dash (spoof of Häagen-Dazs) for me!
[still fighting, but calmly] Some jungle flavor will do.
[still fighting] A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!
[still fighting] Uh... tea!
Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!
Damn, can't get nothing done without them...
[steps on a mine. The explosion breaks up the fight.]
[looking at Kondo, who is laying in a crater] Look, Kondo-san's been blown up.
KaguraSeems so.
I wonder if it was the heat.
No way. He must've stepped on a landmine. What a dumbass, couldn't he remember where he buried them? [everyone starts laughing]
Huh? Wait a second. [staring at the empty yard] Does anyone here remember where they are buried?
That's a problem. The paperboy will be blown up tomorrow.
Now you say that!?
[the Yorozuya crew and Hasegawa are in front of the Kabuki Station]
Okay then guys, let's do our best!
Yaaay!
[rousing] We're not going just to have fun! We're going to fight! Even if the waves crash upon us, we've got to win! What's up with you? You wanna go for a picnic? We need at least 300 yen to have a snack, and right now we don't have 300 yen! You hear me?
KaguraCaptain! We can buy 400 corn cobs with that!
Eh? Really? Can you really eat that much?
Kagura-chan, stop screwing up math!
KaguraWhat, so we're not going by car? Gin-chan?
And where would we get money for that?
KaguraAw, but I've been up all night making this tape! [produces a cassette tape on whose label is written "My Best"]
Just how old are you? You're not a thirty-year-old remembering your first date!
Geez, after you [Otae] looked so high and mighty as if you had a great idea, all you could think about was hitch a ride?
KaguraI know! I'll make the cars stop with a sexy wink!
All right! I'll use my beautiful thighs to make them stop! [pulls up his pants]
You'd better can it, Hasegawa-san. Even if any car stopped, it wouldn't stop to see that.
I guess we have no choice. [looks at the street and sees a car approaching in the distance] First of all, put your hands behind your heads.
[Shinpachi, Gintoki, Hasegawa and Sadaharu do as she says. The car keeps running]
Now shrink your bellies.
[They do so. The car continues approaching]
Lean forward to emphasize your chest, as if you were in front of a mirror.
[They do so. The car comes closer. Otae's eyes suddenly shine with a murderous spark]
Now get to work, idiots!!! [spins and kicks Shinpachi in the butt, making him fly towards the street and in the car's path. Shinpachi is hit and flies away. She then kicks Gintoki in the car's path with the same results. She proceeds to kick Hasegawa in the car's path, and he too is hit. She then kicks Sadaharu, but his body cushions the car to a halt. Otae then calmly enters the car, whose driver is shocked.]
All right.
KaguraUsing force is a good way to hitch a ride!
[after everyone causes a ruckus which makes the car on which they were riding crash]
Dammit, what an useless car.
KaguraDamn right. To think it couldn't even play a cassette! Useless! Useless!
I don't think that was the problem.
[Shinpachi tries to drink water from a barrel hanging on Sadaharu's leash, but the cork is closed with barbed wire]
Wh-what is this?
KaguraOh! I heard that non-boiled water is poison for the body.
[Shinpachi tries to claw at the cork, then despairs and stays kneeling on the ground in defeat, under a monochromatic spotlight]
W-water, please...
Are you pretending to be a defeated boxer? 'Cause if you are, it's not funny when you do it here. Different from saying that you're feeling hot when it's hot, it's pointless to do that, you know?
[to the beach vendor who offered the reward on the sea monster] So you said that jokingly, while you were drunk? Look, old man, this is about my living. I'm very serious when it comes to that. A man should be responsible, even when joking. A man should keep his promises.
Wait! Calm down! I'll pay! I've got the money here!
[Kagura picks up some yakisoba from the grill and eats them]
KaguraDon't lie. If you can't fry your yakisoba properly, then you might not have enough money to pay us. Your life must be pretty messed up, uh? Say it with me: "messed up"! [eats another handful of yakisoba] Yeah, messed up!
Hey! Who told you to eat my merchandise?
Kagura[carrying a large boulder] Oh boy, can they swim.
Hey girl, what are you gonna do? Where'd you get that?
Kagura[straight-faced] Instead of watching others being happy, I'd much rather destroy them.
[Yamazaki has brought in a trio of exorcists - really, the Yorozuya crew in disguise. Kagura is wearing shades and a Chinese hat, Gintoki has his face bandaged and wears a kasa, and Shinpachi has a fake nose and mustache and uses a headwrap]
Who are these guys, a circus troupe?
No. We hired them to exorcise the building.
Hey, hey, you gotta be kidding me. These guys look pretty odd...
KaguraOh! There's something on your back, sir!
What? What's on my back?
[Kagura and Gintoki whisper to each other]
I agree. Looks like he's beyond saving.
Can I kill them, Commander? Can I?
GintokiTomokazu Sugita · 302 quotes
ShinpachiDaisuke Sakaguchi · 160 quotes
HijikataKazuya Nakai · 84 quotes
OkitaKenichi Suzumura · 50 quotes
Kondo43 quotes
Otae36 quotes
KatsuraAkira Ishida · 34 quotes
HasegawaFumihiko Tachiki · 28 quotes
OtoseKujira · 16 quotes
Yamazaki11 quotes
CClient9 quotes
PPolice7 quotes
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