Kagura quotes from Gin Tama

Pace is like family to me!

Gintoki

Then you go look for him, stupid princeling!

Hasegawa

Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he’s still a prince!

Kagura

A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.

Hasegawa

I didn’t get dumped, and I’m not a woman! I’m saying he’s a prince! A prince!!

Shinpachi

I see, he’s a prince because he’s an idiot.

Hasegawa

No, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.

Kagura

I see, He’s an idiot even though he’s a prince.

Gintoki

So he’s an idiotic prince.

Hasegawa

No, retard, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.

Come on, cretins! Don’t call the idiot an idiotic prince! You’ll hurt his feelings!

You’re calling me an idiot too?

There she is!

Shinpachi

Close, but no cigar!

Gintoki

Well the eyes look similar, but you think we can fool him?

Kagura

It’s possible!

Shinpachi

Oh, shut up! She’s a person!

Hey, are you all making fun of me?

Gintoki

Not at all. From today onwards, you’re Pace [the pet’s name].

My name’s Vanessa.

Kagura

Fine then. Your name’s Vanessa Pace.

Gintoki

Listen up. This thing we’re chasing is as delicate as fine china. Don’t startle it!

Kagura

Yeah, it’s as delicate as a teenager’s heart. The adults don’t understand it at all…

Shinpachi

Gin-san, we searched all over just to end up in this octopus pot?

Gintoki

Octopus like to get into pots…

Kagura

You can’t usually get put into a pot until you die.

Shinpachi

That’s an urn…but hey, Gin-san, isn’t this what I suggested in the first place?

Gintoki

No, it’s way different. After all this searching, I figured we deserved a little rest.

Shinpachi

You’re just too lazy to look properly!

Kagura

If this all there is to men, it’s a wonder that any woman is ever attracted to them…

Gintoki

Don’t worry, when it comes to women and octopi, they’ll eventually return to you, tails between their legs…

Kagura

Women don’t have tails.

Gintoki

Neither do octopi!

Shinpachi

What the hell are you guys on?!

Gintoki

Don’t let it get away! Come on, harder! This pot isn’t like a young woman’s heart, so don’t be afraid to break it!

Kagura

If we break it, all we need is a nice man to pick up the pieces!

Hasegawa

This thing’s dead! I thought I told you to bring it unharmed, not one-dimensional!

Gintoki

It’s all right. I’m sure he just wanted to see it again for closure anyway. It’s always something like that.

Kagura

It got so flattened after we squished it with a pot…what a weakling!

Hasegawa

You squashed it?!

Gintoki

It’s not dead yet. It’s undead.

Hasegawa

Who the hell wants an undead octopus?!

Pace is back to his old self!

Kagura

I can eat all of that!

Gintoki

See, it is alive.

Hasegawa

We won’t be soon, though!

Gintoki

[holding up his bokuto] Oh well, there’s nothing for it. Kagura, go get some soy sauce, cuz we’re having chopped octopus tonight!

Kagura

Okay, soy sauce, right? We’re going to have a feast tonight!

Gintoki

Or would takoyaki be better? Itadakimasu!

Shinpachi

Hey Gin-san, why is this manga called Gintama? I mean, you have to practically buy a special volume just to find out why it’s named this way!

Gintoki

Well see, it’s kinda formulated so high-school girls across the country can say, ‘Hey, did you see this week’s Gintama?’ So we rely on stuff like that to reach our goals. One might say that we’re systematically taking over the country, but it seems to be a horrific failure.

Shinpachi

Well I suppose that’s so, but hey, Kagura-chan, what have you been eating over there, all this time?

Kagura

[eating a dumpling as big as her] Takoyaki!

Kagura

Don't worry. If Gin-chan gets in trouble [cocks umbrella] I'll let him [Kondo] have it with my umbrella!

Shinpachi

Just don't kill him.

Kagura

Snacks? Crackers, anyone?

Shinpachi

Anyone want some cola?

Gintoki

All right then. Let's go you guys...

Kagura

[strangling Gintoki from behind] I misjudged you! I thought you were an honorable samurai!

Shinpachi

[kicking Gintoki] Are you proud of yourself, you damn dirty cheat?!

Gintoki

Come on, I protected your sister. Don't be like..

Kagura

I'm going home. Don't ever show your face to me again!

Shinpachi

I'm taking a leave of absence!

Otae

Painless, eh? Well, it looks like Gin-san's the one in the most pain, in the end...

Gintoki

This is really the worst pain ever...

Kagura

Sensei, take mine. It's broken and doesn't really play, though...[blows air into her food which looks somewhat like a recorder]

No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.

Gintoki

I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!

Lollipops don't smoke.

Gintoki

I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. [pulls the lollipop out of his mouth] Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.

NO WAY!

Gintoki

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! You’re not here to challenge me, are you? That’s not just stupid, but arrogant too. I burp at your insolence. [burps]

Kagura

If you’re gonna do it, give it your all. Burp so hard that you may never be able to burp again! [burps]

Shinpachi

I’m not so soft as to be defeated by such a pitiful enemy. This contest isn’t about burping as much as the will to burp. [burps]

Quit your burping and get on with it!

Shinpachi

[voiceover] Hello everyone. I’m Shimura Shinpachi. The leaves have come in since we last met, haven’t they? By the way, there’s actually a long story behind our glaring at each other like this.

Kagura

[voiceover] All right, I’m next. Well everyone, the battle to decide the fate of the universe is finally underway! I don’t know the details, but it really comes as a surprise!

Gintoki

What the heck is this? I can hear what you’re thinking! Do you hope to get sympathy by feigning insanity?

Shinpachi

[voiceover] Leave me alone. This is a part of my plan.

Kagura

[voiceover] Feigning insanity? How rude. I’m not feigning anything!